I hit a deer...

[The Russian]

What kind of car do you have?

[Ad Bot]

[Littledude]

I live in a community in the Poconos and the deer here have adapted well to people and cars. I've even seen some look both ways before they cross the street, they're pretty smart and rarely get hit, when they do its the person's fault.

[Mr. Bill]

What kind of car do you have?

1999 Pontiac Sunfire GT, Black with gold pin stripes

I live in a community in the Poconos and the deer here have adapted well to people and cars. I've even seen some look both ways before they cross the street, they're pretty smart and rarely get hit, when they do its the person's fault.

How could it be the persons fault?

Also I just got an estimate. The repairs will cost 1150 dollars but insurance gives me a 500 dollar deductible. Suprisingly half of the cost is because of the pin stripes paintjob.

[Niliscro]

Attach a shotgun or other type of highly destructive gun to the front of your car.  Tie a string around the trigger, turn the safety off, and run the string through a small hole in your windshield.  When you see a deer, pull the string.  End of problem.

[Mr. Bill]

A shotgun eh? Well wouldn't that kill the deer right in front of my vehicle and screw me even more? What would be a better solution would be some sort of ramp attached to the front of a vehicle :P

[Niliscro]

A shotgun eh? Well wouldn't that kill the deer right in front of my vehicle and screw me even more? What would be a better solution would be some sort of ramp attached to the front of a vehicle :P

Well, you could attach a plow, too, but the idea here is that you use a powerful enough gun that the deer is blown to millions of pieces and no longer presents a threat to your vehicle.

I would suggest an RPG, but you can't really reload them while driving, in case the deer attack in groups.

[Spartan923]

Well, you could attach a plow, too, but the idea here is that you use a powerful enough gun that the deer is blown to millions of pieces and no longer presents a threat to your vehicle.

I would suggest an RPG, but you can't really reload them while driving, in case the deer attack in groups.

._.

anyways...
 :O

[Flamecannon]

That deer must be the tree apple that fell far away from the apple tree.

[King of losers]

One quote to explain my reaction to this topic

"Done like dinner!"

[Kalphiter]

AIDS = HIV
HIV = Human [forgoot hurp]

AIDS = Acquired immuno deficiency syndrome
HIV = Human immunodefficiency virus

[Mr. Bill]

Well, you could attach a plow, too, but the idea here is that you use a powerful enough gun that the deer is blown to millions of pieces and no longer presents a threat to your vehicle.

I would suggest an RPG, but you can't really reload them while driving, in case the deer attack in groups.

Like some sort of grenade launcher? But then that would damage the road and could cause me to lose control of my vehicle.

._.

Quit being a friend and host a sever when I'm on -.-

[Rookie]

Eat it.

[Mr. Bill]

Eat it.

One of my friends already picked it up I believe. So the deer could be being processed as we speak...

[Dnitro]

Ok, well, I live in Ohio, and deer are common around these parts.
Oh yeah
Lunch

[Mr. Bill]

Bob Barker would be proud that I helped control the animal population by killing a deer with my car. Bastard.