Went on my first bike ride that was atleast a few miles.

[Madmitten]

I never learned how to ride a bike. Don't need to either.

what if there is a wild animal chasing you and there is a nearby 12 speed bike, and you are getting tired?
CURL UP IN A BALL


but seriously, learn how to ride a bike

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[oromis]

HAHA! I remember one time, my dad and I were biking down this really steep curvy pathx. My dad said "let me go first and try to blow some of the leaves out of the way so you don't slip", I say "forget NO, IM GOING FIRST :D".

...

So i start going down, try to turn one of the curves and slide onto the side of my bike and tear my knee open on the gravel, as well as get a handlebar in my gut. It was so fun to bleed all over that dirty school :D

[Ethan]

A handlebar in your hut?

[oromis]

YOU HAVE NO PROOF >:C

[IsaacKronenFaust]

pusillanimous individual, I got on a bike and did a 5-10 mile ride. I was fine.

I was expecting to look over and see Bisjac.

[Ethan]

YOU HAVE NO PROOF >:C

:o

[Evõ]

Today I did nothing but play oblivion and go over to some friends. Actually, I did about 50 pushups.

Do moar poosh ups

[Sirrus]

Damn, how far did you bike? One time I went on a 26 mile bike ride. The way there was downhill with the wind at my back. The way back was uphill and into the wind and took me 2 1/2 hours to go 13 miles. My legs felt like jello afterwards and I'm a fatass, so quit yer complaining.

[Evõ]

Damn, how far did you bike? One time I went on a 26 mile bike ride... was uphill and into the wind and... My legs felt like jello afterwards... so quit yer complaining.

Me and my edits 

[IsaacKronenFaust]

My legs felt like jello afterwards.

I had to turn all my clocks back an hour.

[Grumpy]

28 miles here 

[Rathgarf]

The little neighborhood is all full of hills.
I can bike 10 miles, and most of it is uphill.