Me and my sister bought some Pokemon Cards some time ago on ebay. It was from China so I would take a coulple weeks. When it got here, we excitedly opened the package up. A few minutes later we realise they are lower quality, filled with typos, and, well, not real legitamate cards. They were Chinese knock-offs. However, The good news is, they have some pretty hilarious typos.
"Mhud Shot"-Shellos' attack name.
"Evolves from Reevee"-Volteon evolution info.
"It makes a canical pit in desert sand liesin wait at the bottom for prey to come tumbling down"-Bio for Trapinch
"For fodd, it digs up ironore.Its steely bady against other to fight over theritorry."-bio for Lairon (and my personal favorite)
"It violenty shudders its wings, generathing ultrasonic wavs to induce headches in people"-bio for Vibrava
"Teheir Sharp Fangs can tear out boat hulls."-bio for Carvanha
"Once during each pla*insert mcdonalds french fry box here*t turn, if that play*insert mcdonalds french fry box here* Bench isn*insert mcdonalds french fry box here*t full,..."- Pokemon Contest Hall explanation
This has to be the most engrishy thing in the house. :D
