What if I became the worlds oldest, yet strongest figure.

[Riot]

Can someone give me a description of what I will look like if I practiced Yoga, kung Fu, Kung Fu body strengthening, and weight lifting?

 The worlds oldest man was 260 from practising Yoga all his life, imagine if I combined all of these exercises into one.

[Ad Bot]

[Squideey]

Because being 260 is probably the funnest experience ever which also does not include any depression or anything like that.

[keepy]

This

[Riot]

The guy had like 17 wives in his life.

[Daedalus]

a description of what I will look like

EDIT: forget, Keepy.

[Squideey]

I sure want to go through the loss of 17+ close people in my life because that is so fun.

[King of losers]

This

[keepy]

HeeHeee Heee

[nickbond1]

i bet hes compensating for his small richard

[Flamecannon]

You'd look like Duke Nukem. In his 80's

i bet hes compensating for his small richard

LOOK AT THAT BULDGE IN THAT PICTURE

[keepy]

i bet hes compensating for his small richard

lol this is fun

[King of losers]

LOOK AT THAT BULDGE IN THAT PICTURE

IT'S JUST TISSUE PAPER!

[Oasis]

1 Jeanne Calment   122 years, 164 days      
21 February 1875-4 August 1997   
Oldest person ever verified. French.

[Flamecannon]

IT'S JUST TISSUE PAPER!

Who would do that just to make it look like you gots a sack? :o

[nickbond1]

LOOK AT THAT BULDGE IN THAT PICTURE

thats his balls which are bigger than his rooster