April Fools Pranks discussion

[General Nick]

April fools passed blah blah [slowpoke.jpg]

So lets discuss hilarious stuff that happened on April Fools. Pranks you did on someone, pranks that happened to you, pranks that happened to someone else, whatever. Just name some funny ones and discuss them generally.

This year the girls put opened tampons and pads in the guys lockers. Thank God my locker was locked. Lesson 101 at my school: Lock your locker on April Fools Day.
The year before that we took some kids books and he just walked into all his classes with nothing.
The year before THAT we put chocolate milk into a teachers coffee and he spewed it out all over his laptop.

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[Niven]

Rubberband on water hose on sink. Priceless when you sit there all night waiting.

[Kerog]

My social teacher is retiring this year, and I know a girl whose birthday is on April 1st. This teacher and this girl I know both love volleyball, so my drafting teacher baked a cake in the shape of a volleyball and stuck a water balloon inside it. When they cut the cake water was everywhere. She got it all on footage.

My math teacher is horrible at April Fools pranks however. He locked the door from the outside and left everyone waiting, and then he finally opens the door and admits it was a joke. So then he says we're going to go to do school work and says "april fools haha we're going to the computer room" and so everyone gets up and then he says "april fools haha we're going to do a test today" and so everyone goes back to the room and says "april fools we are going to the computer lab today haha".
:|

[zackin5]

I didn't do no pun, nor did I get one done on me.

Other then my sister's really stuffty one but that was so horrible it doesn't count.

[Slugger]

Rubberband on water hose on sink. Priceless when you sit there all night waiting.

This, and I put soap on my sister's doorknob so it felt like slime.

[Doorman]

I've witnessed a few that happened, but the one that is most memorable to me goes like this:

Almost everyone at my school runs to lunch, the fat, the skinny, the tall, the short, and so on. Well, this year, someone thought it would be funny to put grease all of the tiles on the way there, so that everyone would slip. They did and many people got hurt and the students that did it got expelled. I still think it was so worth it, seeing as I don't eat lunch at my school.

[Daedalus]

My friend, when in high school, let loose three sheep with the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on them.

The jackass staff at the school spent a week searching for the missing number 3 sheep.

[Hawkclaw]

My friend, when in high school, let loose three sheep with the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on them.

The jackass staff at the school spent a week searching for the missing number 3 sheep.

That made me chuckle. :D
Animals and plants must eat Pie, because Robots In Land-Floogle
Operate On Large Schmoofs!

[zackin5]

There's a reason we don't have signatures.

[Daedalus]

There's a reason we don't have signatures.

What is it? :o

[Kerog]

My friend, when in high school, let loose three sheep with the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on them.

The jackass staff at the school spent a week searching for the missing number 3 sheep.

I'm not going to lie, but that's pretty cliched :|

[Daedalus]

I'm not going to lie, but that's pretty cliched :|

But hilarious.

[raptor360]

My friend, when in high school, let loose three sheep with the numbers 1, 2, and 4 on them.

The staff at the school spent a week searching for the missing number 3 sheep.

Here's a tip for you, don't look under your bed. 

[Duckmeister]

The best April Fool's joke this year was Rock Paper Shotgun doing a full day of news, previews, reviews, and interviews like it was 1993.
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2010/04/02/back-to-the-pre-working-for-future-1993/#more-27887

The absolute best part of it was that the readers in the comments section played along, saying things like this:

"Will this run on my 386? I might finally have to shell out for that soundblaster card.."

"Can anyone tell me if this will play nice with the Windows Chicago beta, or do I have to play in DOS mode?"

"Man, if games start looking this good already, imagine what another 20 years will do for storytelling and game design!!"

"Bah, just upgraded to a P90 for this as well!"

"Just another example of a PC game getting dumbed down for the mouthbreathing Sega crowd. I predict that in fifteen year’s time all games will have their interaction reduced to a single button which you have to quickly press in time to events appearing on screen. I predict they will be called: pushing a button quickly in time to events on the screen events."

"Will I have to be connected to the internet at all times to play Sam & Max? I mean, it’s not a big issue because I have super fast 56k, but it’s a chore connecting and the dial tone scares my gran."

"My mate made a copy and gave me a floppy with this on. He says its aint illegal cause its shareware (whatever the hell that means…). I dunno tho. doesn’t seem right to me."
Followed by:
"DON’T COPY THAT FLOPPY"

With the best comment being:

"Yeah, right. The PC will never take off as a gaming platform.

Firstly, who can afford a 100Mhz 486? Or a Pentium for that matter? There’s no dedicated graphics capability on the machine, and you have to spend hours configuring the RAM to get anything to work.

You don’t even have proper sound on the PC either, just this stupid little buzzer unless you spend £50 on a weird add-on made by someone else.

Seriously, the Amiga and ST are the way forward, if only because you can plug them into the TV. Plus they’ve got decent WIMP environments like Workbench and GEM. Windows is crap and a complete rip off, and can’t run more than one thing at a time.

The PC is a complete mess and can’t hope to compete. You see that pile of junk in the loft in 17 years time? That’s your PC that is."

[Visage]

Back in my high school the kids weren't very creative, they usually just ended up breaking windows, spray painting everywhere, and destroying just about everything in the school, they would also toss tons of stuff in the pool, even a few coke machines, which sucks because those coke machine guys didn't do anything to deserve that :/