What Doe's he say to his girlfriend that he doesn't need? NOTHING! (Locked)

[ruiner369]

My friend's little brother is in 4th grade. He doesn't have a girlfriend....and he doesn't friggen need one. And he want's to know what to say to her without embarrassing himself. He's pretty good at that. So...help? Wait no never mind I'm locking this junk. 

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[Retz]

"Nice shoes, wanna forget?"

[Caution]

Tell him to stop being a friend and get a girlfriend he actually talks to without difficulty.

[A.R.C.]

4th graders don't need girl friends.

[ottosparks]

You don't.


You can't get advice from the internet.

You can't say one thing and get a girlfriend.

You can't do that.


Tell him he should wait until he's older and understands love before he goes around trying at it.

[Radial543]

4th graders don't need girl friends.

Yes they do. Now a' days, 4th graders are already through puberty.

[DracoSoul]

If he says anything like 'You're pretty' everyone's going to go 'EEEEEW'

wait till you're in highschool.

[ottosparks]

If he says anything like 'You're pretty' everyone's going to go 'EEEEEW'

wait till you're in highschool.

That's also true.

[Sirrus]

4th graders don't need girl friends.

Holy stuff, beat me to it.
forget you and your fourth grade brother that wants a girlfriend.

He hasn't even hit puberty yet; what the hell. I'm 15 and I'm still shaky on whether or not I want to bother with a girlfriend at this stage in my life. Besides, what the forget does he think a "girlfriend" is at that age? Holding hands? Or you probably come from a ghetto place where they actually are loving at the age of nine.

Damn, when I was nine I didn't even know what a boner was, let alone how to wield it.

[General Nick]

He's loving 10. His "girlfriend" probably has barely raisins.

Tell him to hold it off, he doesn't need one. He can wait four to six years when dating actually becomes anything near important.

[ruiner369]

Yes they do. Now a' days, 4th graders are already through puberty.

I went through puberty when I was in fourth too. Rofl it wasn't fun at first. Then it got me a girlfriend for a week. I'm like OMG just because I went through puberty! It was crazy.

[Radial543]

Damn, when I was nine I didn't even know what a boner was, let alone how to wield it.

I still don't think that you know.

[A.R.C.]

Yes they do. Now a' days, 4th graders are already through puberty.

I don't have a funny picture to respond with :V

[Solid]

I bet your 'brother' is actually you.

[Retz]

whats a girlfriend lololol