Once, I was at my dentist office, where everyone had to brush their teeth before being seen by a dentist.
Next to me, a little kid who looked 8-9ish was brushing his teeth. Then he broke his toothbrush somehow. Instead of saying dang or oops or similar, he said:
"ell oh ell"
No, he didn't say "lol" as lawl, he said el oh el.
This kid's parent are obviously not regulating his internet usage, being 8 or 9. It's unnaturally creepy.