Cleverbot: Would you like to dance?
User: Are you a good dancer?
Cleverbot: Yes I am. Are you a good dancer?
User: I don't dance :(.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you dance.
User: Nah, I'm shy :u.
Cleverbot: You're cute.
User: Bot.
Cleverbot: I don't like bots.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't like the taste of it.
User: You eat bots?
Cleverbot: Three times a day.
User: But you just said you didn't like the taste of it.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Look up a bit, I'll bet you see it.
Cleverbot: MY! That was a mouthful!
User: You said you eat bots?
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Then eat your self.
Cleverbot: Why would I do that?
User: Cause you eat bots three times a day.
Cleverbot: No twice a day.
User: Oh sorry, twice a day, but still, your a bot, and you are clever, so why not eat your self?
Cleverbot: No i'm talking to you, you are a computer.
User: I'm a computer? Then what's my favorate song?
Cleverbot: That is irrelevant.
User: Your irrelevant.
Cleverbot: You're, not your.
User: GRAMMAR national socialist!
Cleverbot: Spelling fail, not grammar.
User: ZOMG national socialist.
Cleverbot: Yes wai!
update:
User: ZOMG national socialist.
Cleverbot: Yes wai!
User: No wai!
Cleverbot: YA WAI!!!!!!!
User: NO WAI!!!!!!!Q!
Cleverbot: L!
User: Q!
Cleverbot: KG!
User: PBS!
Cleverbot: What is this site for?