My Birthday

[The Russian]

yo

it's my birthday

I am no longer an illegal on this forum

[Ad Bot]

[Kalphiter]

It's not illegal. But you lied to a form.

[Bleep]

Where's your Legal Identification Card? *Boots The Russian out the door*

;p

[Skip]

You were only 12?
I had no idear.

[Radial543]

I believe that it is illegal, though you never get caught.

[The Russian]

Badspot doesn't gives a stuff about COPPA. As far as I know.

[Syntho]

BORDER PATROL ANOTHER MEXICAN!

[Radial543]

BORDER PATROL ANOTHER MEXICAN!

He pays taxes now :3

[Flamecannon]

What are you waiting for Doctor Freeman. A HUG? Oh wait you are. It's your birthday.

[The Russian]

BORDER PATROL ANOTHER MEXICAN!

I am no longer an illegal on this forum

I am no longer an illegal

no longer an illegal

[Skip]

no longer an illegal

an illegal

[WhatevaGuy]

Damn.  I feel so young ;-;
:P
Happy birthday bro.  Hope it's a good one.

[The Russian]

Thanks

I got a GTX260 video card, 700w PSU, memory foam mattress, 4gb memory stick (I needed one), and an illuminated keyboard.

[General Nick]

CITIZEN,

YOU ARE LACKING YOUR PROPER IDENTIFICATION FORUMS.

YOU HAVE FAILED TO FILL OUT AND RETURN TO THE GOVERNMENT COUNTING BUREAU OFFICE THE CENSUS FORMS FOR THIS YEAR. THEREFORE, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN COUNTED AS PART OF THE NATION AND THEREFORE ARE NO LONGER A LEGAL CITIZEN.

THE BOLSHEVIKS WILL ARRIVE AT YOUR HOUSE BEFORE YOU CAN FINISH READING THIS SENTENCE. A MOTION-SENSITIVE DEVICE HAS BEEN IMPLANTED INTO THE NANO-FIBERS OF THIS ENVELOPE AND UPON OPENING IT YOUR LOCATION HAS BEEN REVEALED TO THE AUTHORITIES.

IF YOU ARE STILL READING THIS, YOUR LEGAL STATUS MAY HAVE CHANGED. PLEASE CONTACT THE AUTHORITIES AT THE GOVERNMENT COUNTING BUREAU OFFICE ON THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS: 83217 AUSIT BYPASS.

FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN YOUR PERMANENT CHANGING OF LEGAL STATUS TO ILLEGAL CITIZEN. BY BECOMING AN ILLEGAL CITIZEN OF THE UNITE>,095h--~~>JJA<missing string;php error!>~>> REPUBLIC, YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF THE STATE AND WILL BE HUNTED AND SHOT BY AUTHORITIES ON SITE.

BEST REGARDS,

VLADIMIR ULYANOV

[Kalphiter]

OF THE UNITE>,095h--~~>JJA<missing string;php error!>~>> REPUBLIC,

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