My highschooler cousin is a dad

[Madmitten]

Just yesterday, I got the new that my cousin has a kid.
He is in highschool.

So in what position am i in?
Does that make me an uncle?
also, he was my favorite cousin.

and his gf is 15
so does that make him the black warren?

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[Mr. Bill]

your cousin is black? im not suprised :P

[Kevdude]

Just yesterday, I got the new that my cousin has a kid.
He is in highschool.

So in what position am i in?
Does that make me an uncle?
also, he was my favorite cousin.

and his gf is 15
so does that make him the black warren?

Didn't pull out in time I see. And you would only be an uncle if he was your brother. I don't know what this makes you

[Madmitten]

your cousin is black? im not suprised :P

what other color could he be?

[Sandvich]

what other color could he be?

Purple

[Mr. Bill]

what other color could he be?

Blue and smurfin'

[Bisjac]

your cousin is black? im not suprised :P

lol i was JUST about to say this

also, the kid is your second cousin

[Mr. Bill]

lol i was JUST about to say this

also, the kid is your second cousin

i learn from the best bisjac

[Skele]

your cousin is black? im not suprised :P

Is his GF fat and white?

[Kevdude]

Your cousin is going to leave his girlfriend after a short time

[Meekl]

...my cousin has a kid.
...
...and his gf is 15

wat

[Bisjac]

Your cousin is going to leave his girlfriend after a short time

he said black, not white.

so only after maxing her credit card, giving her aids, and getting her car taken away by cops for drug possession.

[Kevdude]

giving her aids

Already did

[Hugums]

Does that make me an uncle?

It makes you the second cousin. Meaning when she turns 18 you can forget her without any repercussions.

[Bisjac]

i have a first cousin i would forget silly if i could get her thinking the same.
other then date rape drugs, i guess subtle touching will have to send the message.