Show us the inside of your case.
WHAT KIND OF GIRL DO YOU THINK I AM?
Also, it's not going to happen for a variety of reasons. One, because I think it's an AGP slot, two because it needs power from the PSU (and mine is a stuffty one that only powers the mobo) and three because the thing will not fit. I mean look, it rests casually across the back of my case to the expansion slot.

also, this is my only computer at this point so, even with being careful, I don't want to take any chances with it.