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is it funny

yea
1 (1.6%)
nah
35 (57.4%)
lol
5 (8.2%)
i peed myself
6 (9.8%)
eh
14 (23%)

Total Members Voted: 61

Author Topic: joke  (Read 5858 times)

a teen brings home his girlfriend...
at night she says tomato means faster, buns means good, and lettuce means slower...
during the night  his little brother hears it "lettuce tomato buns lettuce tomato buns"
in the morning he says "you guys your sandwich making got me covered with mayonaise
this joke gets 0/10 for the reasons bellow
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                                             reasons this joke is not funny
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*it made no sence
*looks like someones little brother made it
*food means nothing on the matter on speed tomato=faster
buns=good lettuce=slower means nothing on speed

it was love joke dumbass
tomato=in and out faster
lettuce=in and out slower
buns= oh yeah

Elphie haz one!

Ok so a family live out in the woods, they came on hard times so the father has to hunt deer to eat. But his children dont know that. So one day the children come home to see his father about to take something of the grill, one of the children asks, "Dad, what are we having for dinner."
Then the father says, "Ill give you a hint, Its what my mother calls me."
Then the other child yells, "DON'T EAT IT, ITS A richard!"




Funny?

Okay I got one:

How do you tell the love of a chromosone?
You take down its gene.

Hahaha... Hah....

Okay I got one:

How do you tell the love of a chromosone?
You take down its gene.

Hahaha... Hah....
BOOOO!!!! I WANNA REFUND!

Knock knock

Who's there?

Interupting gun

Interupting gun w-*gunshot*

Ha, it's funny cause he's dead!



i d0nt get it...........




D0es anybody get it anyway?

I know what it's about. IT WASENT FUNNEH. LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAVE.
                     

« Last Edit: May 13, 2010, 04:14:22 PM by hotshot87 »