Elphie haz one!
Ok so a family live out in the woods, they came on hard times so the father has to hunt deer to eat. But his children dont know that. So one day the children come home to see his father about to take something of the grill, one of the children asks, "Dad, what are we having for dinner."
Then the father says, "Ill give you a hint, Its what my mother calls me."
Then the other child yells, "DON'T EAT IT, ITS A richard!"
Funny?