Crashed My First Dirtbike

[steve5451]

Ok, so I'm riding my first dirtbike around my backyard, to test the float my uncle installed, because the old one was split in half. So I'm testing to see if the float was set right, this causes a lot of gas to come out of the carberator, which causes the engine to rev up at full throttle, making me fly forward, missing a tree, which was the last thing I remembered, dodging the tree while going about 30 MPH. So I was on the ground with the dirtbike spewing dirt onto me, I crawled away with about an inch or two of skin missing from my left pinkie, bleeding slightly from my left lower ribs, and the only thing in my mind after the crash: 'My phone...MY IPOD TOUCH!!!' My phone is destroyed :( Luckally my iPod Touch hasn't a scratch on it!! :D  (Both fell out of my pockets) Also I'm writing this on my iPod Touch...

[Ad Bot]

[Retz]

You're a bro?

[Packer]

Did you die?

[Retz]

Did you die?

Bro's can't die.

[steve5451]

Did you die?

-.-

No, but I an really messed up. Almost had a concussion.

[Jetlok]

what an achievement that everyone should accomplish at least once! you, sir, have done it!

[Retz]

-.-

No, but I an really messed up. Almost had a concussion.

Do you were shorts with stripes? Do you have shirts with Yamaha on it or dirt bikes?

[GenaralSkar]

My friend has crashed a lot. Fell in a ditch thing and got a huge gash on his shin. But he was fine.

[steve5451]

Do you were shorts with stripes? Do you have shirts with Yamaha on it or dirt bikes?

No, I wore normal clothes. Besides, my dirtbike is a Suzuki.

[Retz]

No, I wore normal clothes. Besides, my dirtbike is a Suzuki.

What are normal clothes?

[steve5451]

What are normal clothes?

You know, pants, a T-Shirt, and a jacket that blocked my arms. Also, a helmat.

[Retz]

Bro:
2. An alpha male idiot. This is the derogatory sense of the word (common usage in the western US): white, 16-25 6-25 years old, inarticulate, belligerent, talks about nothing but chicks and beer, drives a jacked up truck that’s plastered with stickers, has rich dad that owns a dealership or construction business and constantly tells this to chicks at parties, is into extreme sports that might be fun to do but are uncool to claim (wakeboarding, dirt biking, lacrosse), identifies excessively with brand names, spends a female amount of money on clothes and obsesses over his appearance to a degree that is not socially acceptable for a heteroloveual male. The female equivalent of the Bro is the Bro Hoe. Bro Hoes are Bro groupies that hang around bros, many of whom are actually quite hot and are thus spared the scorn that is heaped on Bros.

[dkamm65]

Just recently my sister's ex-boyfriend's brother crashed his dirtbike and was killed. Then only a few days later said ex-boyfriend killed himself over it. Pretty heavy stuff, especially in my quiet ass town.

[steve5451]

Bro:
2. An alpha male idiot. This is the derogatory sense of the word (common usage in the western US): white, 16-25 6-25 years old, inarticulate, belligerent, talks about nothing but chicks and beer, drives a jacked up truck that’s plastered with stickers, has rich dad that owns a dealership or construction business and constantly tells this to chicks at parties, is into extreme sports that might be fun to do but are uncool to claim (wakeboarding, dirt biking, lacrosse), identifies excessively with brand names, spends a female amount of money on clothes and obsesses over his appearance to a degree that is not socially acceptable for a heteroloveual male. The female equivalent of the Bro is the Bro Hoe. Bro Hoes are Bro groupies that hang around bros, many of whom are actually quite hot and are thus spared the scorn that is heaped on Bros.

I'm 14, so I don't have a truck yet. You said slot of stuff that explained me though... xD Although I'm not an idiot :/

[Retz]

I'm 14, so I don't have a truck yet. You said slot of stuff that explained me though... xD

You are a bro! And I crossed out the age, 6-12.  Appearently six year old kids are seen dressing like bros, they wear those gay hats with stars on them and richardy shorts.