You're obviously making this up because I'm not buying it one bit...
Wait why would he make this up...?
Well I actually do believe it but I think he is over exaggerating A LOT.
How's he exaggerating?
I had a little pocket-rocket once. My Mom insisted she ride it, she rode it into the neighbors garbage can and burnt her heel on the muffler. Bitch scratched it.
The injuries sound more or less like he needs to go to the ER right away with an inch or two of skin missing from your pinkie wouldn't you go? And bleed from under you ribs? Seriously... I doubt this is even close to what happend. It's like the one thread a while back had a perfect example.
ITT: people lie to look cool.
This. And there is another quote I'd like to post but I am having trouble finding it.