Parents - Awesomely Horrible?

[Mr.LoLHaX]

Hey guys, I usually pose a questions in most topics I start, so here it is.

How are your parents and how much do you like 'em?

What I mean is, are they crazy and insane or cool and relaxed. Do you respect them. Do you like em as parents.

Also, try to post a story.

Here is mine.

Zoo

I went to the zoo today. It was kinda fun. Notice the kinda. The bad part is everything besides the dry humor from my family (Not me, I try to think of jokes before yelling em' out) and the animals. It was fun watching 2 lizards get it on and 2 turtles get it on and 2 tree kangaroos fight. I liked how the gorillas got pissed when somebody (me) beat their chest.

It wasn't fun when something that was done by my bigger brother got pinned on me. I got in trouble. It wasn't fun when I couldn't where jeans to the zoo because they weren't formal enough for my Aunt to see me (she didn't care and was wearing jeans), I got in trouble. It wasn't fun when my dad made fun of me because my iPod got messed up due to water (I'm lucky it was my crappy shuffle and not the classic), I got in trouble and got my laptop taken away. He also said we weren't going to buy the buy the Nano that whey promised to. It wasn't fun when my parents made fun of me because somebody robbed me of my money. They insulted me and said my little brother will be more successful than me. (Yeah, because he is greedy and always gets his way with the family). It wasn't fun when my Big Brother said he wasn't hungry and got mad cause we told him he will be. HE then started to take my food. I got in trouble for being greedy and pulling away when he puts his hand on what I am eating. His dirty, filthy, ashy, always in his pants, scratching his richard hands. No seriously. I got in trouble for wearing a t-shirt to the zoo. We then turned around and put a polo on me. I got in trouble.


So you can say I hated it. I wonder how it will be when I go to the boat tomorrow.

Edit: I forgot the good things they do because I was caught up in the bad.

My dad...he...uhh...I don't know...

My mom takes me places. But then whines when we chose somewhere she doesn't want to go. So we pretty much end up not going anywhere besides Target and any place where they have plants she can take for her garden.

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[Burger]

I went to the zoo today too. My dad kept making jokes about monkeys wacking off.

[Valen]

My dad is a pretty cool guy he taught me computers and doesn't afraid of anything.

[Frontrox]

How are your parents and how much do you like 'em?        Yes very much
Are they crazy and insane or cool and relaxed.     Very cool and relaxed
Do you respect them.           Very much
Do you like em as parents.       yes

They play computer games with there children

[Regulith]

Some people should not be parents.

Neither of my parents are those people.

[Mr.LoLHaX]

They play computer games with there children

Lucky bastard, the most my parents will do is say "Nice build"

[Zephyrs]

My Dad is chill about most things, but my mother on the other hand overreacts about everything.

[Ethan]

Dad doesn't live with me.

Mum's pretty cool most of the time.

[A.R.C.]

My dad is an Ex-Marine and a police officer.

[Kapturrith]

My dad is an Ex-Marine.

[Mr.LoLHaX]

My dad now owns a business, he complains about how expensive things are.

Yet he can spend 3000+ dollars on crap he doesn't look at in a day, without caring.

His clothes in his closet are probably worth more than our house (250,000$).

Get where I am going.

[Zephyrs]

Your dad should lend me some money.

[Mr.LoLHaX]

Your dad should lend me some money.

He would say, get a job kid.

[Zephyrs]

He would say, get a job kid.

Your dad's not cool ):

[Kerog]

My parents usually watch Star Trek or Sci-Fi shows late at night.