Teh ol-Poopy list

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The Poopy List

This can't help you track down evil criminals but it can help you identify them. Dirty little bastards, in some religions they are believed to be your sins coming out the back of you. The darker they are and larger the bigger your sin was.

Lets have a look at the poop types:


Now lets take a look at what kind of poopies you have:
Ghost Poopie: The kind where you feel the poop come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie: The kind where you poop it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet Poopie: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

Second Wave Poopie: This happens when you're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

Pop A Vein In Your Forehead Poopie: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Lincoln Log Poopie: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Gassy Poopie: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

Drinker's Poopie: The kind of poop you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Corn Poopie: Self explanatory.

Gee I Wish I Could Poopie Poopie: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap Poopie: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

The Dangling Poopie: This poop refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

Suprise Poopie: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poop!

I am so mature 

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[Madmitten]

lol

[dkamm65]

Translated for those over the age of four.

THE stuff LIST
Bathroom Humor at its finest:

Ghost stuff
    The kind where you feel the stuff come out, but there is no stuff in the toilet.

Clean stuff
    The kind where you stuff it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

Wet stuff
    The kind where you wipe your ass 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your ass and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.

Second Wave stuff
    This happens when you're done stuff-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to stuff some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-stuff
    The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Gassy stuff
    It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.

Drinker stuff
    The kind of stuff you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Lincoln Log stuff
    The kind of stuff that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

Corn stuff
    Self-explanatory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-stuff stuff
    The kind where you want to stuff but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

Spinal Tap stuff
    That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks stuff (The Power Dump)
    The kind that comes out of your ass so fast, your ass gets splashed with water.

Liquid stuff
    The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your ass and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Mexican stuff
    It smells so bad your nose burns.

The Surprise stuff
    You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a stuff!!!

The Dangling stuff
    This stuff refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done stuff-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

[Joeboy]

Gee I Wish I Could Poopie Poopie: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

I hate those :C

[Doorman]

<I couldn't see the picture.>

[Riot]

 D, I copied that from a web page. :C

[Aphtonites]

There goes my dinner.

[Riot]

There goes my dinner.

 Ahah.

[Tom Gunn]

They are missing type eight.

[Visage]

This is at least 10 years old haha, this is like super mega old.

[Riot]

This is at least 10 years old haha, this is like super mega old.

 It is isn't it, its amazing how I remembered it.

[Packer]

I've had type 6 and 7 for the past 2 months, I think I'm dying.

[Riot]

I've had type 6 and 7 for the past 2 months, I think I'm dying.

 Its okay Packer, I've had those for three months after eating food given out by a lady who is missing 85% of her teeth at a hockey arena.

 Actually my friend had similar results but food was coming out of his mouth for weeks.

[Rekuddo]

This is so 2001, I remember I'd get these in emails all the time on AOL.

[zookuw]

http://www.smellypoop.com/facts_about_poop.php

kthxbai