Limericks.

[sir dooble]

There once was girl from china
Who went for a cruise on a liner
She slipped on the deck
Twisted her neck
And now she can see right behind her.

[Ad Bot]

[Corbiere]

There once was a cow on a farm,
who bit of somebody's arm
the farmer went mad
and was really quite glad
when the cow ran away in alarm


There was a guy from the sticks
who liked to write limericks
but he gave up the sport
cus he wrote them too short

[Barakuda]

This sounds like Ill Mitch :)

Okay, my try: (It may not be amazing decent, sorry)


There once was a nan with a leg in his arm,
he ate a potato and (WIP)
Then he got a boner and made a hole in the wall,
but his mum killed him with a glass from the mall.
He was so sad so he did a sui cide; (two words)
Now he will remember to not (WIP)

Meh...

[Parallel]

This sounds like Ill Mitch :)

-snip-

Meh...

Well, you tried anyway. :/

[pixl]

there where once a pair of exploding tits
the woman who owned them was invincible to it
so she got some honeys
who squeezed her bunneys
and now they have none of it

[Tom Gunn]

There once was a man in Peru

Who had a dream he was eating his shoe

He woke with a fright in the middle of the night

To find that his wish had come true

[Anybody]

i drink salad dressing from a can

just because i can

dont really fancy the taste

but dont wanna let it goto waste

so i help it down with ham

[Tom Gunn]

I flew on a plane

It was kinda lame

I jumped out

And hit a train

It left quite a stain

Now I use a cane

[Forn2]

One day on a plane
something that has ane
I jumped off
fell to my *cough*
and something else that rymes wth plane

[Pengie]

I consider myself a poet, but now a comical one, so...

There once was a penguin named Jim
This little Penguin was dim
He slipped on a dish
Choked on a fish
All because his thoughts are so thin.

[pixl]

there was once a forum called blockland.us/smf
i dont really know what the meaning of smf
that place is quite cool
but everyone there drools
so i dont want to go ever go back to blockland.us/smf

[Forn2]

I consider myself a poet, but now a comical one, so...

There once was a penguin named Jim
This little Penguin was dim
He slipped on a dish
Choked on a fish
All because his thoughts are so thin.

*cough* *hack* fish in my throat

[Madmitten]

There once was an ugly barnacle
He was so ugly, that everyone died!






the end

[Parallel]

There once was an ugly barnacle
He was so ugly, that everyone died!






the end

That didn't help at all D:

[Big Brother]

There once was a zombie named Ted
I shot him in the head
But I forgot to double-tap
And now's back
And eating me now I'm dead.

zombieland? :D