So far, I've only made 2 scripts.
-Hellriot's compilation of random bullstuff-
1.
-Cast-
Host Andrew Williams (White British guy) -English accent
Russian Guest Star: Ivan Lebedev (Russian guy) -Russian accent
Leeroy Jenkins (White American guy) -American accent
Raiden (White American guy) -American accent
Martin Black (Black American guy) -Slang American accent
Script:
(Clapping SFX)
Andrew: Hi there, and welcome to "Who Wants To Be A Super tribal?". I'm your host Andrew Williams.
Today, we have a guest star, Ivan Lebedev.
Ivan: Hello. I just want to say it is a gr----
Andrew: I'm sorry, Ivan. I'm afraid that's all the time we have for you.
(Crowd Aww)(Ivan walks backstage)
Andrew: Now, to more pressing matters. We have three new contestants. Please welcome, Leroy Jenkins, Martin Black, and Raiden.
(Clapping SFX)
(Raiden, Leroy, and Martin walk on to the stage, and take a seat.)
Andrew: Now, we will begin the game.
(Board pops up, with question, "What do you call a white woman, with a yeast infection?")
Andrew: What do you call a white woman, with a yeast infection?
(Leroy buzzez in)
Andrew: Yes, Leroy?
Leeroy: Err... The Pillsbury dough boy?
(Buzz wrong SFX)
Andrew: I'm sorry, but that's wrong. Mr. Black, would you kindly shoot Mr. Jenkins for me?
Martin: Aight!
(Martin walks over to Leeroy, and pulls a gun out)
Leeroy: SHI---
(Martin shoots Leeroy, killing him in one shot)
Andrew: Thank you.
Martin, what do you call a white woman, with a yeast infection?
Martin: Uhh... Crackas wit cheese?
(Victory SFX)(Clapping SFX)
Andrew: Correct! You've made it past the first round! Ladies, and gentlemen, we are going to commercial break. We'll be back with round 2.
2.
-Cast-
Little kid
Other little kid
Dad with a camera
Script:
(Little kids jump on the trampoline)
Little kid: Whee! Look, Dad!
Dad: Haha! Be careful, kids! I wouldn't want you to get h---
(Car crashes through fence, smashes into trampoline, and blows up)
Poll