The point is that they take too long to train you and they end up dying anyway, it's a joke, it's not really a game.
zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZ....needs more press space to skipforget no, I didn't wait through 10 minutes of gay introduction teaching my physics and a gay anthem thing about plagues to watch a stuffty ms-paint spider tell me about a stuffty ms-paint bomb that fell on me and make a stuffty circle tool explosion.
Correct. The tutorial takes about 15 minutes to complete, and (I'm not sure if or when) in it, it says you have 15 minutes to save the world. However...
I'm crying of boredom right now.