Author Topic: A day in the life of Badspot  (Read 18787 times)

10:01 A.M.

Badspot grabs rocket launcher.

10:02 AM

Badspot blows his brains out.

10:03 AM

Badspot clicks to respawn.

10:05 AM

Badspot codes a real-life god mode script in C++++

10:20
Dr. Hax came in and got Badspot's computer shut down.

20:35     Badspot goes back 20 years, when he is only 9, eats rasins while playing garrys mod, which force quits and breaks down his moms computer. Badspot runs away and joins the army.
Badspot then bans the us navy and steals a sandvich from a zombie infested supermarket, marked:
CUNTS, BEGOHNE.
badspot then spams a force a nature and gets eaten alive by a tank.

23:40
Badspot waits 50 minutes to respawn, learbs theft and steals a car, then goes into the futere, thinking he can be old enough to eat cake while raping a girl, but gets bombed by Riddler. Badspot respawns and has gay love with Riddler, who then bannes badspot from his fanclub, and orders badspot to shoot himself in the forehead. Badspot the convinces Riddler to shoot himself in the head. Riddler dies, and his wife pics up a new habit of commiting scuicide, which she tests out.

1 second later... FAIL.

5 seconds later, badspot turns the space-time continuum wack and goes back a while.
Gets woken up by his pet, blockhead.

Badspot makes a realistic heavy player, which comes with sandvich. Everyone has love with him.

11:00 PM

Badspot bans "toasy bread 4" for triple posting.

11:05
badsppot turns toasy bread in to his avatar

Badspot unbans Toasty Bread 4 and gives him a sandvich+ sum cake. Toasty Bread 4 pirates badspots account and posts a bunch of crap on the RTB forums and changes his password. Badspot spends 20 hours trying to ban him. 8:05:
Spy backstabs badspot. Badspot clcks to respawn.

8:10: badspot finds the eyelander and cuts off Chuck Noris's head. Badspot dresses like the Demoman and loses his authentication key. Badspot plays the demo.

badspot got mindraped by: MY BIG GAY DAD


Blockland finally makes money for realesing a game for the source engine, which gives him a seashure. Badspot clcks to respawn...
8:59:

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9:00 AM
Badspot bans a noob.