Author Topic: How to get kicked out of a mall/store/walmart/etc.  (Read 7930 times)

lazer drones wait wat

Grab some skittles, throw them at the cashier and say:

"TASTE THE FRIGGIN RAINBOW!"

Break a couple lightbulbs in the restroom and put saran rap inbetween the seat and the toilet.

Okay better one...

Hide around a corner/aisle and hijack people who are riding those electric shopping carts.

Grand theft Walmart V: Grand theft cart edition

Grand theft Walmart V: Grand theft cart edition
Garden aisle family.

Also, get on the intercom and say:
No soap, radio on aisle 12.

1.Get all the planks/nails/building tools, and make a fortress in the back of the Garden department.

2.Get a staple gun and fill it with nails.

3.Mount your nail gun to the top of your fort's roof.

4.Keep tons of ammo (nails) and supplies with you

5.Stick a nail into a bat for close range fighting.

6.Blow the sh** out of anyone that nears you or your fort




1.Get a megaphone and put it next to the intercom.

2.Turn on intercom.

3.Yell at the top of your lungs, 'IS THIS LOUD ENOUGH?!?!' into the intercom
or megaphone
4.Run away as fast as you can to your car and leave.

5.(Optional) Tell people "Man who was that starfish on the intercom?" to avoid suspiscscsioun

[forget I can't spell suspicioune]




Tanks for the memories
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89. Hold Barbie for ransom
Best one so far.