You are too dependent on having other people entertain you. I fortunately never had that problem due to a lack of a social life growing up and am able to easily amuse myself for at least 2 hours with a common household stapler. Find where you hid your imagination and start playing with random things that would normally have no applicable use for their design.
With the stapler, I used it as a gun and a means of scaling the face of a grand mountain.
Enjoy!