roosterroach

[Jaydee]

There's a baby roosterroach under the keys of my numpad

asdf.

When I press 9 and + buttons it goes squish squish

What2do? O_O

[Ad Bot]

[Oasis]

This big?

[Riot]

 Stickinherpooper

Srry, that's the only way we can help you.

[Tophius]

Do it. 

[Riot]

 Nou! My mom killed my keyboard that way, she broke off some keys.

[Tom Gunn]

What a horrible way to die.

[Riot]

 Shift happens.

[Madmitten]

Nou! My mom killed my keyboard that way, she broke off some keys.

my mom sprayed my brothers keyboard with clorox.
we had to replace it

[Tom Gunn]

Shift happens.

Are you the real Riot?

Whats with your sig?

[Riot]

Are you the real Riot?

Whats with your sig?

 The Evony ad? lol

 Edit: Wait. how many Riots gathered in the game since I disappeared?

[Jaydee]

It's dead now 

I bashed the numpad.

[D3ATH]

If I had roosterroaches in my house, I'd live outside.

[ryu hayabusa]

Get a red sundew.Put a tentacle in your keyboard and it eats the rooster

[Masterlegodude]

It's dead now 

I bashed the numpad.

Oh great, now you have a dead roosterroach under your number pad!

[Sebster 105]

lol