Inb4GlobalWarming ;)
Do volcanoes and earthquakes even have to do with global warming?
They release a whole forgetload of gas into the air. They're how our planet got an atmosphere to begin with.
Is global warming even a problem? I mean, hasn't the earth been heating up and cooling down (naturally, might I add) for billions of years?
We're humans, we have to blame every other human on the planet for random stuff.
That's dumb.
Agreed, but it's true.
We want an earthquake down in Texas so the latches connecting Texas to the rest of the states come loose and we can float away.There's enough WD-40 on those bastards that this plan will work.