Man loses finger over iPad

[Tom Gunn]

What do I win?

An apple Ipad! here take this bag.

[Ad Bot]

[Moriarty]

An apple Ipad! here take this bag.

not funny to me :(

[A.R.C.]

An apple Ipad! here take this bag.

ITT albinos steal my jokes.

[marlow]

ITT albinos steal my jokes.

No,seriously,what movie is your avatar from

[VerticalHorizon]

No,seriously,what movie is your avatar from

The Poughkeepsie Tapes.

[marlow]

The Poughkeepsie Tapes.

Thanks.

Balogn- HAY WAIT A MINUTE

[Coffee]

Omg that story was sick.

[Nick4t]

Not to be tribal or anything but....
Frickin blac....

[InvalidUniverse]

Are they able to reattach it?  Not sure under what circumstances they are and aren't or if that's even possible with entire fingers but I know they've done that with hands before. 

[Azjherben]

Just when you thought people couldn't possibly get more desperate for the things they want, this happens.

Some guy bought an iPad as a gift for a promoted co-worker. Upon leaving the store holding the bag with his pinkie finger, a theft grabbed the iPad bag. He yanked the bag so hard the the cords wrapped around the mans finger literally severed the finger off.

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-20002958-71.html

Desperate. Morons.

Time to give up your desires.

[ryu hayabusa]

They said in the report they would amputate it. Or in other words, cut his pinky off

[Daedalus]

No no no non o.

I saw that yesterday,and that wasnt in it.

Bullstuff. Go die.

[Plasmus]

"I hope you understand what you've done to my life and my family's life for a simple piece of apparatus that'll be junk in a couple of years."

true words spoken.
except its junk right now.

[Oasis]

Damn Atheists

Why would you damn us? What have we done to you?

[Squiggles]

Damn Buddhists

Hey there cool!