Fortune Cookies and Funny Sayings

[Deathwishez]

Have you ever read a funny fortune or funny saying?

If so, post it here.

One of mine:

You may be on the right road, but you will get run over if you just sit there.

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[Qwepir]

[Kalphiter]

Cool image br0.

[Jacob/Lee]

Yay Confucious.

[Deathwishez]

Are we going to keep quoting this, or post something else?

[Narkro555]

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=103523.0

[King of losers]

"Get a life you loving worthless excuse of a human life form."

Well that's not nice.

[Narkro555]

"Man who drops watch in toilet; has stuffty time"

[Qwepir]

Man who runs behind car gets exhausted

[Kalphiter]

Man who runs behind car gets exhausted

I c what u did thar

[Deathwishez]

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=103523.0

Nice list.

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I keep remembering this one:

Man who sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

[Deathwishez]

I keep remembering this one:

Eww...

[Molasses]

Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

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Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Your reading skills absolutely amaze me.

Man who runs behind car gets exhausted