Hey dudes, it's the prophet Mohammed here.
Sorry I haven't been in touch for the last 1400 years but I've been kind of busy deflowering all my virgins. Just wanted to let all you good Muslims know that you're being a bunch of big sillies. It's totally cool if people want to draw pictures of me or joke around. There were supposed to be 47 more suras in the Quran -- all of them full of great jokes, like this really funny one about the camel who accidentally got his head stuck in a myrrh bush. Ha ha! But they were accidentally burned one night when my wife Aisha needed to get the campfire started. You know how it is with kids. Anyhoo, just want you to know there's no reason to get mad. I've just been too busy barbecuing with Allah. We ran out of charcoal about a millenium ago, so now we're using Self Delete bombers to keep the grill lit.
So quit getting all worked up and killing people. I'm not offended at all. New message from the prophet: go back to that science thing you started working on about 700 years ago. It was awesome!
Hugs and Kisses,
Mohammed