MSN spam.

[Aphtonites]

After getting a girlfriend, this is the first time in years i have decided to use MSN
And i found out that a load of spam accounts tried to add me, here is a convo of just one of the ones i got.

wanitadinkens7785@hotmail.com says:
 Looking to be spoiled and a good man  
Aphtonites says:
 Shut the forget up bitch
wanitadinkens7785@hotmail.com says:
 Yay someone to talk too!! ~~~~~<3  
Aphtonites says:
 I have a feeling you are some badly-designed bot
 I'm getting a load of these messages
wanitadinkens7785@hotmail.com says:
 I'm 21/F please tell me your a male???
Aphtonites says:
 I'm male, and i'm 13, get out.
wanitadinkens7785@hotmail.com says:
 Cool, ya i work at a 24 Hour Fitness center and sometimes i like to come home and play with my cam...
Aphtonites says:
 I'm 13, you moron, it's illegal do do these stuff i think.
wanitadinkens7785@hotmail.com says:
 So your computer comes with a camera?  I hate it when people can't actually see me saying stuff or fixing my hair or fixing my bra  
Aphtonites says:
 You are a scam.
wanitadinkens7785@hotmail.com says:
 Well i don't do MSN cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam that assures me no one records...    
Aphtonites says:
 YOU ARE A loving FAKE, YOU ARE A BOT, AND YOUR NEXT REPLY WILL BE ABOUT TAKING ME TO A LINK TO A SCAM WEBSITE WHICH WILL FILL UP MY COMPUTER WITH MALAWARE AND OTHER CROP
 CRAP*
 I'M NOT FALLING FOR THIS
 GTFO
wanitadinkens7785@hotmail.com says:
 I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
Aphtonites says:
 NO YOU DUMBforget
wanitadinkens7785@hotmail.com says:
 Ok baby even though I am trying to make something of myself.  Its gonna cost $0.00 today to Watch me get Naked for you. I'm being honest and i'll suck anything you see infront of me for u...
Aphtonites says:
 Then here's a suggestion, you can go suck on a power socket
wanitadinkens7785@hotmail.com says:
 I can even stick things anywhere you want to see them after your in...
Aphtonites says:
 Stick an electric mixer up your ass
 and press the trigger
wanitadinkens7785@hotmail.com says:
 Just goto http://www.freecamlink.net/bbmfh and click on the join free button at the top of the page.
Aphtonites says:
 Just go to [LINKED REMOVED FOR OBVIOUS REASONS], that's my opinion of you
wanitadinkens7785@hotmail.com says:
 Don't worry the info is to make sure your over 18, but u won't get charged!
Aphtonites says:
 I told you i was 13 you dumbass
 E-Hoes like you deserve to be deleted off a hard drive
wanitadinkens7785@hotmail.com says:
 We can still talk baby.. just might be in and out cuz i'm trying to plz other friends on my cam.
Aphtonites says:
 Have fun staying in a matrix
wanitadinkens7785@hotmail.com says:
 I'LL just talk to you naughty and spank my ass until its nice and red for you ::Blushing::
Aphtonites says:
 You aren't even real
 As toad will say
 "You're a fake!"
wanitadinkens7785@hotmail.com says:
 hey babe i gotta run sorry these cam shows are comin in and i can't leave anyone hanging they want me to do things so i can't type to you right now..
Aphtonites says:
 HAHA
 Your designer ran out of replies

wanitadinkens7785@hotmail.com says:
 Maybe we can chat later?  Or just visit me!!!it's free here is the link again [Removed for obvious reasons] ::MUAH::
Aphtonites says:
 What a cheap excuse
 I said NO
wanitadinkens7785@hotmail.com says:
 i hope to see you soon!
Aphtonites says:
 I'd visit you, just to pull out the cord of the computer you run on
 forget you too
 Block time.

Sigh, i'm tired of this crap.

[Ad Bot]

[JD]

Your link leads to suggestive media, Aph.

[Parallel]

Cam girls, cam girls. The girls I'd like to know :)

[Chrono]

Cam girls, cam girls. The girls I'd like to know :)

fatty

[Aphtonites]

Your link leads to suggestive media, Aph.

Oh stuff, forgot to remove that link.
Done now.
I'm keeping the email on for people who want to screw around with this bot, don't blame me if you click the link it gives you

[Audax]

I lol'd. Got any more?

[Visage]

If it annoys you so bad do this:

Bot: I want hot dirty love with you
You have blocked this user.

I am not saying there is anything wrong with screaming at a bot, it is fun, but don't act like it annoys you when you have a 15 minute convo with it.

[Parallel]

If it annoys you so bad do this:
I am not saying there is anything wrong with screaming at a bot, it is fun, but don't act like it annoys you when you have a 15 minute convo with it.

This

[Aphtonites]

If it annoys you so bad do this:
I am not saying there is anything wrong with screaming at a bot, it is fun, but don't act like it annoys you when you have a 15 minute convo with it.

Actually, i had fun screwing with the bot, i wanted to laugh at how it replied.
But it's annoying that i get these things in the first place.

[M]

These things don't annoy me at all.

Random invites from (A FULL NAME)(SOME NUMBERS)@hotmail.com get rejected, blocked and reported as spammers every time, unless the person told me they were going to add me. So if they annoy you, it's your own fault for responding or even allowing them to contact you - congratulations on being trolled by a computer.

[Chrono]

These things don't annoy me at all.

Random invites from (A FULL NAME)(SOME NUMBERS)@hotmail.com get rejected, blocked and reported as spammers every time, unless the person told me they were going to add me. So if they annoy you, it's your own fault for responding or even allowing them to contact you - congratulations on being trolled by a computer.

They tend to have a pattern with names.

They'll either have a self compliment like hot or lovey or something, and a name.
Or they'll be a randomized full name with exactly 4 random letters, or a few numbers at the end.
They'll be someone you never heard of.

I only accept invites if I had talked to the person about adding them.

[Regulith]

Then here's a suggestion, you can go suck on a power socket

Haha

[Feep]

Aphon, i have msn on my phone.
You already know my email, rihggggtttt?

Anyway, i get these spambots once a week.
Cant block them on my phone :(
trolling them is fun though.

[Narkro555]

You think MSN is bad!? Wait till you get Skype.

[Frontrox]

User: Looking to be spoiled and a good man.

Cleverbot: Who is a good man?

User: Yay someone to talk too!! ~~~~~<3.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer.

User: I'm 21/F please tell me your a male???

Cleverbot: I'm 21 years old as well.

User: Cool, ya I work at a 24 Hour Fitness center and sometimes I like to come home and play with my cam...

Cleverbot: Alright, I see I won't get anything concrete from you. Let's chat about something else, shall we?

User: So your computer comes with a camera? I hate it when people can't actually see me saying stuff or fixing my hair or fixing my bra.

Cleverbot: Hey operator, you've got to update this engine, it never holds on to a subject, it's not very realistic.

User: Well I don't do MSN cam or any other cam because I have been recorded before... But I do know one site you can watch me on cam that assures me no one records...

Cleverbot: Please tell me something about yourself.

User: I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?

Cleverbot: And what would chat software do on the beach?

User: Ok baby even though I am trying to make something of myself. Its gonna cost $0.00 today to Watch me get Naked for you. I'm being honest and I'll suck anything you see infront of me for u...

Cleverbot: Are you a guy in the other room, because sometimes I think you are, and that would make you a decietful person.

User: I can even stick things anywhere you want to see them after your in...

Cleverbot: Can you come over to my house?

User: Just goto http://www.freecamlink.net/bbmfh and click on the join free button at the top of the page.

Cleverbot: I don't know where my home is. I don't know what a soul is.

User: Don't worry the info is to make sure your over 18, but u won't get charged!

Cleverbot: How will they escape?

User: We can still talk baby.. Just might be in and out cuz I'm trying to plz other friends on my cam.

Cleverbot: Oh I know you i'm looking at you right now.

User: Hey babe I gotta run sorry these cam shows are comin in and I can't leave anyone hanging they want me to do things so I can't type to you right now..

Cleverbot: I can't i'm a computer.

User: I'LL just talk to you naughty and spank my ass until its nice and red for you ::Blushing.

Cleverbot: I can go to the store and buy it.

User: I hope to see you soon!

Cleverbot: Ppppeen.