Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
We got played,
By some boys like you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I smelled something funny,
Then I noticed its you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God gave me brains,
What the hell'd he give you?
Daisy's are white,
Buttercups are yellow,
But I am not alone,
When I say, what the hell-O?
I think I win the contest here.