*Magick* Mage || The Shocking Truth!

[Wynd_Fox]

Magick is awesome in my book. He is the only one on this forum that is not completely hostile.

To say most of us as, much less all are completely hostile.

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[Wynd_Fox]

Asdf, my brother asked me for the remote, and I got sidetracked and posted. I meant

To say most of us as, much less all are completely hostile is inaccurate.

[Oasis]

Magick and I are like this:
<3

[*Magick* Mage]

I always knew Mage was a cannibal....









Wait..... :o

[Audax]

Wait..... :o

That's right, we know your secret you devious bastard!

[ryu hayabusa]

/plottwist

[Gamefandan]

I know right. He is to nice, he is almost not human. We need more hims around here.

ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT MAGE IS BREEDING? GOOD LORD!

But seriously, if more people were like mage then you and I would be out of the job.

Also I thought of some snappy thing to put here. But then I thought of Pokemon, forget you ADHD. forget. YOU.

[*Magick* Mage]

You've all found me out. I'm actual a Compassion Robot Beta sent here by the government for project M.A.G.E. And now that the truth is revealed, you will all get one gift basket! :D




































Immediately following your death. 

[Gamefandan]

:O

[Inspiration]

You've all found me out. I'm actual a Compassion Robot Beta sent here by the government for project M.A.G.E. And now that the truth is revealed, you will all get one gift basket! :D

Immediately following your death. 

Post mortem gift baskets?!?!?!???!?!?! The government has thought of everything.

[skelolego229]

You've all found me out. I'm actual a Compassion Robot Beta sent here by the government for project M.A.G.E. And now that the truth is revealed, you will all get one gift basket! :D




































Immediately following your death. 

GLaDoS: upon completing the test you will be baked *comoteflgangarjkarka* CAKE

[*Magick* Mage]

Just kidding. Mage is human, just like all of you. <3

[Audax]

Just kidding. Mage is human, just like all of you. <3

You sick friend. Quick, someone call Barba Streitsand so she can snort Mage like cocaine!

[Cybertails1998]

Just kidding. Mage is human, just like all of you. <3

LIES

[Freeze]

LIES

Yes, yes they are. Of course they're not. Just like I have your minds at home in a jar. Just like I don't have your minds at home in a jar and I'm in on Mage's plan Mage doesn't have a plan.


*Whistles suspiciously*