A teacher was teaching her studens different tastes.
They started to identify them with colors:
Red = Cherry
Yellow = Lemon
Green = Lime
Orange = Orange
Then, she gave them honey flavored lifesavers. The students couldn't identify the taste. The teacher gave them a clue. "It is what you mother sometimes calls your father."
A little girl spits it out exclaiming "Oh my god, they're starfishs!!"
The teacher had to leave the room.