Damnit those poor mites, I told them to build a Space Defence Network, BUT THEY WOULDN'T LISTEN.Pour those bastards down the sink
Mites made a civilization in the bottom of this desk.They made a statue of me and pray every Saturday.They're up to their 1920s.
It's got a lzer defence alarm system! If I touch it, it releases 12 tiny miniguns and shoots the heck out of anything within 3 inches. That poor mite that learned the hard way...EDIT: Oh yeah, this water is two days old, and it keeps moving up in tech.
... this topic is about potatoes now
you think you should be concerned, dude, my water is filled with Dihydrogen Monoxide
I EAT DANGER FOR BREAKFASTWITH NO MILK