Gentlemen.
Recently ARES has been experiencing heavily armed incursions from ships flying under the banner of the UGN.
Lol, comr4de, you expect me to believe that WE have been attacking you? We have never even had a single ship-to-ship battle! Plus, i haven't even gotten around to outfitting my ships with weapons. Most of them are not even halfway done anyways.
Seriously, whats up with the lies about my clan? We hardly even know each other.
Why do you say we are a clan that doesnt like freedom, liberty and apple pie? Your trying to fool everyone into hating us just because you find something about us that you don't like. We stand for freedom and liberty, what do you think "United" means? And how dare u say we don't like apple pie! It's our favorite at clan meetings and such.
Besides, i have my hands full anyway with learning how to use variables, so i'm sure if you are going to make up stuff about UGN you certainly won't mind if i use your ships for a guide to eventing.
Heres a cookie:

Hope you calm down soon.
Anyways, this looks like a good ship, what are your standards for testing ship defenses?
Also, shouldn't weapons like that laser cannon of yours cause lag attacks?
No offense, but that weapon really looks overpowered to me.