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I killed a loving black widow in my bathroom
i was on a web
I went in the garage and got my dads YEAR ROUND INSECT ELIMINATOR SPRAY
and drenched it

I killed a loving black widow in my bathroom
i was on a web
I went in the garage and got my dads YEAR ROUND INSECT ELIMINATOR SPRAY
and drenched it
Should've kept it as a pet.

Should've kept it as a pet.
i posted it here because i have arachnophobia

im scared of blacula and black dracula walking away from a rooster roach

 Who wants to see the most dangerous spider on the planet?

 Fun facts:

1. They are also known as the Banana Spider; due to their tendency to be found hiding in bunches of bananas being sorted after shipment.

2. A media frenzy exploded in 2008 after an employee at a Tulsa, Oklahoma grocery store mistakenly identified a harmless huntsman spider as a dangerous Brazilian wander spider in a bunch of bananas.

3. The Guinness Book of World Records named the Brazilian wandering spider the most venomous spider in the world in 2007.

4. If you get bitten you'll experience trouble breathing, extreme muscle spasms, and a very long lasting and painful erection.

5. They attack you by jumping onto you.

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Who wants to see the most dangerous spider on the planet?

 Fun facts:

1. They are also known as the Banana Spider; due to their tendency to be found hiding in bunches of bananas being sorted after shipment.

2. A media frenzy exploded in 2008 after an employee at a Tulsa, Oklahoma grocery store mistakenly identified a harmless huntsman spider as a dangerous Brazilian wander spider in a bunch of bananas.

3. The Guinness Book of World Records named the Brazilian wandering spider the most venomous spider in the world in 2007.

4. If you get bitten you'll experience trouble breathing, extreme muscle spasms, and a very long lasting and painful erection.

5. They attack you by jumping onto you.

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so im guessing I should never go to the amazon to look for exotic bananas.
motherforgets

so im guessing I should never go to the amazon to look for exotic bananas.
motherforgets

death by boner lol

death by boner lol
did you know a couple decided to celebrate their anniversary by going out into the amazon rainforest,


alone
and like all dumbasses, they decided to go off the trail and got lost.
it was on the animal planet.

dont have it but i wish i did
Didaskaleinophobia-fear of going to school

dont have it but i wish i did
Didaskaleinophobia-fear of going to school
wimp