So i found this list of ways to "enrage" the internet while looking at spark notes for The Crucible(hate that book)
1. Cats are really dumb and ugly.
2. People named Brian are all murderers and thieves.
3. The letter Q isn’t a letter. It’s a number.
4. Women are lousy at tic-tac-toe.
5. Men are lousy at finding Easter eggs.
6. Avatar wasn’t that good.
7. Everyone in Idaho has stupid hair.
8. Soap is useless.
9. All birds should be killed.
10. Radiohead sucks.
11. Glee is kind of boring.
12. Yams are the best root vegetable of all time!
13. The color aquamarine should be outlawed.
14. Megan Fox should win an Academy Award.
15. Something about religion!
16. Superman could destroy Harry Potter.
17. Superman could destroy Luke Skywalker.
18. The Silver Surfer could destroy Superman.
19. The pizza shop on our block has the best pizza in the entire world!
20. You’re wrong about which car you think is good.
21. All babies should be named Sophia or Lou.
22. Recycling is for suckers.
23. Robots are better than zombies.
24. The president should do something!
25. The sky is green.
They failed at trying to teach people how to be trolls? Or the just don't know what's really on the internet.
