Deep ass mother loving cut

[superslayer]

pics plz

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[Carly]

hes saying you are trying to act liek " jess"

And Jess is...?

[Kapturrith]

lol did you masterbate with a tunajar?

1. "Masterbate" is not a word.

2. You don't get the joke.

[Oasis]

hes saying you are trying to act liek " jess"

my pinkie is turnning really red, is that bad?

Edit: hell, i wasn't planning to for atleast a weak.

What else is red in your body? Blood. Most likely you got some platelets rushing to the cut to try to clot it, or something beyond me is happening where blood is rushing to the scene.

Is your pinkie warm? You turn red when it is hot outside because the blood vessels don't have to squeeze towards your organs to keep them warm, so when it is cold your skin turns white-ish, and that means your vessels have contracted.

Keep your pinkie colder but not to cold I guess.

[MasterCookie]

pics plz

it's only a bandage now well 3 of them. maybe the bleeding stopped, but there was still alot of skin missing.

What else is red in your body? Blood. Most likely you got some platelets rushing to the cut to try to clot it, or something beyond me is happening where blood is rushing to the scene.

Is your pinkie warm? You turn red when it is hot outside because the blood vessels don't have to squeeze towards your organs to keep them warm, so when it is cold your skin turns white-ish, and that means your vessels have contracted.

Keep your pinkie colder but not to cold I guess.

ice?

[LoLBert]

Ice is ice cold. Ring a bell?

[Oasis]

it's only a bandage now well 3 of them. maybe the bleeding stopped, but there was still alot of skin missing.
ice?

That should decrease teh bleeding. Also why you put ice on a bruise to slow the bleeding. Try that, but don't take off bandages.

[MasterCookie]

Ice is ice cold. Ring a bell?

it might be too cold you noob

That should decrease teh bleeding. Also why you put ice on a bruise to slow the bleeding. Try that, but don't take off bandages.

ok. i need to go clean the huge mess in my kitchen sink. thanks for the help.

[Oasis]

it might be too cold you noobok. i need to go clean the huge mess in my kitchen sink. thanks for the help.

Clean it with vinegar if you can. Hot water if that's not available.

[LoLBert]

it might be too cold you noobok. i need to go clean the huge mess in my kitchen sink. thanks for the help.

When I think ice cold, I think too cold, but I guess that's just me.

[MasterCookie]

it was already in the sink...
so it just washed off.
I wonder if my friends are actually gonna laugh, when they said  "you bought a kantana? Ima be laughing when you cut your self"

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[Regulith]

I read through the whole OP, went and browsed some other topics, and then finally realized the topic title was not "deep ass mother loving cunt".

You should try using Windows Speech dictation instead of typing. It's rarely accurate but it'll be funny as hell to see what it thinks you're saying.

[MasterCookie]

lolololomac

[superslayer]

ARC... your avatar confuses me