Blonde Jokes

[OneWithFire]

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What's worse than a brunette's house on fire in the middle of a lake?

A blonde trying to put it out.

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[Wolfie]

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are on an island. The brunette says, I think I can make it to shore. She swims 1/4 of the way and drowns. The redhead trys it, make it 1/2 of the way, and drowns. The blond swims 3/4 of the way, gets scared of drowning, and swims back.

[DracoSoul]

I guess I'll contribute because I just remembered a joke I learned in middle school.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

[Block Buster]

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No u

[Wolfie]

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What's worse than a brunette's house on fire in the middle of a lake?

A blonde trying to put it out.
Lol.

[oromis]

There was a blond girl and she wasn't dumb.

[superslayer]

U allen moeten sterven snel! Wij komen nu aan verkrachting u loopt lopen lopen lopen!

[Thorax]

U allen moeten sterven snel! Wij komen nu aan verkrachting u loopt lopen lopen lopen!

You aren't cool for using google translator.

[DracoSoul]

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What's worse than a brunette's house on fire in the middle of a lake?

A blonde trying to put it out.
Lol.

You don't get it.

OP said 'Post BLAHBLAHBLAH' so we post everything after the word 'post' because we're pretending to be idiots.

[Carly]

A blonde dyes her hair black and changes her name to "Sarah Palin".

The end.

[*Magick* Mage]

OP said 'Post BLAHBLAHBLAH' so we post everything after the word 'post' because we're pretending to be idiots.

But seriously, where did this stereotype even come from? :o My mother had blond hair, and she was very intelligent. In fact, most, if not all, blond-haired people I know are very smart people. One cannot judge a book by it's cover, you know. It's their contents, who they are, that matters. <3

A blonde dyes her hair black and changes her name to "Sarah Palin".

The end.

Lol. Silly. :3

[superslayer]

You aren't cool for using google translator.

i didnt
idioten

[Jetlok]

i didnt
idioten

o then ur kewl
u can speek in a difrint langewage omg hw u do tat

[superslayer]

lessons idiot i take classes in many different languages

[mrlolop]

lessons idiot i take classes in many different languages

Speak in Moonspeak, then. I DARE YOU.