Strange Dreams

[Madmitten]

I had another dream i was in this mansion with the nanny and niles
and there was this ripped spanish guy, who left for his job after spending a night with his family.
after he left the nanny laid down on the floor and masturbated.

and niles was all: would you mind taking that to your room or something?
and she was all: no way im too comfortable here

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[MrLoL]

I just had some weird dream.

I was in some random town and i was walking around suddenly out of loving NOWHERE a bear comes up and loving starts tearing people to bits. Then more show up and start killing everyone. A bunch of people take shelter in some ruins north of the town and set up a defense. The bears kill a bunch more people and then they all retreat. Those forgeters hid in the houses. When my group of people went to scout the town the forgeters ambushed us and killed everyone with me getting smashed into a little hole so they don't see me. (of course) I got back to the defense area and we camp there. The alarm woke me up after we got sneak attacked and i felt my head being ripped off.

Yeash i think this had something to do with H&H for some reason.

[LaCuckooRacha]

I just had a dream last night, about my drama class.

For some reason one of my classmates did a monologue about the book I just finished reading, but completely failed at it, forgot his lined and started crying.  This was for some reason in front of our whole school, and the only words I remember him saying were, "I'm done".  It was really weird.  The person next to me said something, but I didn't hear what it was.  I remember the guy doing the monologue crying, but I don't remember ever seeing anyones face. :/

[Flying Ace]

Why does everyone do that I mean I understand why but it's stupid

[yomoto44]

 try haveing 100 or 1000 zombies runing at you and all you have is your hands lol fun fight then i was killing them then they got me for a min and k.o me out cold i wake up and then i go back to sleep then dream it that i just waked up were i was k.o then heres the devil i was like OMG WTF then i think god or sumthing helped me kickass most wtf dream ever now i dont wana go to sleep (O_O)

[Rekuddo]

I have dreams where I'm smoking and I get really paranoid if I'm smoking a cigarette and I fall asleep.

[Dark(ya its me)]

I had a dream where i was this slave of a family. I broke out of there house and they chased me with shotguns.

[LordCutlerBeckett]

I had a dream where my snake was bleeding!

[Anti-matter master]

This will make you go "Wtf?"

So in the SBSP movie, when they just lost their patty "car", 2 figures are watching them.  A stick figure Don't ask and some blue rabbit with loving huge claws.  They had Interventions, with thermal scopes both pointing at Patrick's and Spongebob's heads.  At this part I said
"SHOOT, SHOOT, SHOOT!!!!"  In which they did.  Of course, Some singularity (?) messed everything up and raped the 2 assassin's aim, forcing me to scream
"SHOOT AGAIN!!!!"  But they had to use the bolt to shoot again and the targets got away.  Suddenly, another singularity forgeted time and spawned a completely random Big Rig full of RPG-7's and Barrett 50. cal's.  And a love toy. Rabbit is female and masturbates right in front of me.  :D  They drive down MAGICALLY and figure out why they need the RPG-7's.  They reach the other side finding them singing like a chorus on drugs, and yet ANOTHER singularity hits them and utterly deletes Patrick and Spongebob.
"Does that count as a assassination? Asks the perverted blue rabbit
"Hope so, we need some loving money." Awnsers the random stick figure.

I had a dream where my snake was bleeding!

I had one similar to this, but instead this 6 pack I mean boobs cow person ripped off my snake and ate me.

[Comatose]

I remember in one dream, I was animated and Osama bin Laden had me in a chair with this brainsucker on my head. He sucked out my brain, found out the recipe for my mom's flan, and laced it with arsenic and sent it to Bush. Then as he was about to knife me to death, I woke up.

[masterockets]

I was "spawned" (yes, I felt that I had somehow been summoned in the dream) and all I saw was this like hamburger stand where they have the little square house thing and a little place connected to it with a shade, anyways, there were a group of kids going toward it and one asked me if I wanted to join them, kind of like a club, and I said yes, next thing I know is that they are all inside with little laptops and typing away while other people are getting served meals (yeah, they were doing business) and so once the last costumer was served (was like a little old granny) a weird boxy zombie spawned under the shader and they used those garage doors to close the counter window. Then I spawned in this weird apartment after I was attacked by the zombie, and I was summoned by someone (one of the hamburger stand kids) and was "teleported" to their apartment (it was a small one also with 2 beds and a ladder I think to these floating flat toy fish that you play on) so I climbed up to the ladder and jumped on the fish (it was like 3 on one side and 3 on the other and then there was a line of smaller fish to the left at the end of the 3 fish). then someone called her and I was "disconnected" from the "channel" and went to "channel 2" where I was in somewhat the same apartment building but with different people and hearing the other side of the conversation on the phone.I "woke up" to a "day 2" of my dream where I went to the town square to find out it was littered with those plastic chairs and tables with the umbrella on top, anyways, I went to the hamburger stand again to find out I was waiting for my "mission"...

Too bad I probably won't get any other part of this dream, it would have made a great story!

[LaCuckooRacha]

A team of miners and I were tunneling deep underground, the ground was reddish brown, almost the color of clay, but extremely tough.
While we were digging, we heard a noise that sounded like bats, but from behind the wall of rock in front of us, we decided to dig through it, and just when the hole was about an arms width, the sound started again, but was deafeningly loud, my ears were ringing, and it sounded like somebody had filled an echoing cavern full of really loud speakers playing the sound of bats flying.
Instead of running away or covering my ears, I decided to see what it was, everyone told me not to, but I did anyway, then I woke up.

First dream in a while that was not about my old life, or space.

[Rekuddo]

I had a dream where my snake was bleeding!

I had a dream where my snake was upside down.

[Slugger]

I had a dream where I was having love, it actually felt like it :P
Then I woke up and was disappoint.

[WhatevaGuy]

I had a dream last night where I was in a horror movie and people were trying to build a machine that would make them lose their minds and kill everything and everybody in sight.  They were making the machine out of Kinex.
Then, it cut to a scene where I was in a German class talking to my friend and then she held my hand.  Not a very fun dream, considering how it ended :C
And then I was in a mine with a bunch of mining carts and a machine that could sense heat through walls and project a light, displaying where people were (in case I needed to hide or something).  It was really weird.