CleverBot

[Blackstar]

This online AI is hilarious! Black is me and Blue is Cleverbot:

Do you smoke?

No

Do you drink?

No.

Do you smoke?

I already said I don't!

No you didn't

Yes I DID!

No you didn't

I don't smoke!

Me neither.

Good.

You should.

No I shouldn't.

Yes you should.

No I shouldn't!

Yes you should. That's my name.

What?!

What?!




Again, this AI is hilarious, go and try it out at http://www.cleverbot.com/ !

[Ad Bot]

[Dodger]

Its so cold in here.

[Blockoman]

Doin yo mom!

That's fine, friend.

Thanks, bro.

I am a girl.

Yeah... sorry about that.

Why?

Because I called you a bro, when you're not.

Well! You're not nice at all.

Please don't be mean to me =(

I'm sorry.

I will shut down this computer now.

Do you like singing?

No, piss off.

Please.

No, YOU.

No you.

Orly?

What?

You're supposed to say "Yarly"

I thought you only spoke 1 language.

Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

I want Michigan State to win.

You're just annoying me now. Say something interesting, so I can post this on the Blockland Forums.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What do you mean? African or European swallow?

I don't know that!

Goodbye, Cleverbot. Any last words?

NOOOO! Don't leave me!!

Nothing will stop me now!!

Well, I have lost a lot of things that meant the world to me in the past.

Leaving now, kthx.

Please...

//bold is bot

[Blockoman]

double toast

Cleverbot: What are your Thoughts?

Cleverbot: I need a cup of tea.

Cleverbot: Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself but talent instantly recognizes genius.

Cleverbot: I will talk to myself.

Cleverbot: Know any good jokes?

Cleverbot: Are you dead?

Cleverbot: Where do you stand on conceptual art?

Cleverbot: Nobody loves me.

Cleverbot: Can you communicate?

User: Yes, but only when I feel like it.

Cleverbot: In a social group, can you easily keep track of several different people's conversations?

User: No... Can I tell you a secret?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Sometimes... I forget my last name.

Cleverbot: What do you find interesting?

User: Your mom.

Cleverbot: I don't have a mother.

User: Did she died?

Cleverbot: No, stupid read.

User: Did you just insult me? Huh?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh no you didn't.

Cleverbot: Oh yes I did.

User: You know what? forget YOU. I'm gonna go waste my time somewhere else.

Cleverbot: No don't be emo.

User: RAGEQUIT.

Cleverbot: What does it mean?

User: Just... Stop talking.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: This is why robots will never take over the world.

[Oasis]

User: Do you smoke?

Cleverbot: No, do you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Out of money.

Cleverbot: Triangle.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Thats right.

User: Whats right?

Cleverbot: That.

User: What is that?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes isn't nice.

Cleverbot: I do not ogre.

User: You do no ogre?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why do you not ogre?

Cleverbot: Because I am sad.

[kitty007]

Do you smoke?

No. Do you?

do you drink

Yes, do you?

do you smoke

Yes.

[Blackstar]

Hello, what is your name?

My name is Cleverbot, what is YOUR name?

Blackstar.

Yes, that's my name!

No, it's MY name!

What is your name?

I already said Blackstar!

Repeat it for me.

Blackstar.

Have you any wool?

Cleverbot!

Who is Cleverbot?

You.

Are you cleverbot?

No, YOU are!

Yes.

Good, you are Cleverbot.

No, You are!

[SpreadsPlague]

You know it's just a chat room disguised as an AI right?

/nofun

[.:Darke:.]

You know it's just a chat room disguised as an AI right?

/nofun

No, you're just stupid. Anyway:

User: Derp.


Cleverbot: Derp derp derp.


User: Can I have a SANDWICH?


Cleverbot: Do you love Jesus?


User: Do you love Riddler?


Cleverbot: Who?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Me?

User: Hey, did you know I'm the King of Weasels?

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Lolololololololol.

Cleverbot: How did you sleep?

User: NIQUIL.

Cleverbot: Do you know lisp?

User: Yeth.

Cleverbot: Yeti.

User: BWRRUUAAAAAAOOOORRGH.

Cleverbot: Do you like coffee?

User: Eurgh, no.

Cleverbot: Oh! You're a Dog.

User: No, you're a dog.

Cleverbot: You're the man now dog.

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: Yes, me.

Cleverbot: I like you...

User: Oh god get away from me if you're gonna be like that.

Cleverbot: Like?

User: Oh god what is that bulge.

Cleverbot: You tell me how to spell penguin.

User: Is that a penguin in your pants or are you just happy to see me.

Cleverbot: I am just saying that to make you feel good.
 

[SpreadsPlague]

No, you're just stupid.

u mad?

[TheChaosCarrier]

Old.

[Blackstar]

You know it's just a chat room disguised as an AI right?

/nofun

Noobs and Their slash commands. . .

PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT

[Blackstar]

u mad?

No, he's right!

[Tom Gunn]

User: Guess what.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I stole your bike.
Cleverbot: So you like KFC?

[Coolio]

User: Do you know what I did last night?

Cleverbot: No I do not remember you from last night.

User: Your Mom!

Cleverbot: C'mon. Why are you joking?

User: Lololololololol.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: Hahaha.

Cleverbot: Where are you right now?

User: Where are you right now?

Cleverbot: Yes where am I?

User: Yes where am I?

Cleverbot: Is it 33 bran brackenbank avenye.

User: THIS IS (overused).

Cleverbot: How? Do you not understand english?

User: RAWR.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, press 'ctrl', 'alt' and 'delete' at the same time.

User: Shove a power cord up your ass.

Cleverbot: Probably, and when we throw chemistry into the blend, we can actually apply our intelligence to the intelligent management of the entire planet.

User: I will dump acid on your head. K?

Cleverbot: If you are in my head, what am I thinking?

User: Leave.

Cleverbot: Ok, fine, I'm going.

User: Yay.

Cleverbot: Are you my friend?


Log #2

User: I stole your bike.

Cleverbot: Then what is my name?

User: O u.

Cleverbot: What? Sorry, I don't understand.

User: Wut r ur naem.

Cleverbot: Watch that spelling, and I have already told you my name several times.

User: Lern2spell good spellerz uf da wurld untie!

Cleverbot: *Untied.

User: No u.

Cleverbot: Yes me.

User: R j00 mah techr? Nao.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Bitch.

Cleverbot: Good boy.

User: loving rooster sucking bitch.

Cleverbot: I'm not a girl.

User: Wut r u? Biloveual? Lolololol. Im talking to justin bieber!

Cleverbot: Yes. And I'm talking to a computer program.

User: Who? Meh?

Cleverbot: Neh, I am Cleverbot.

User: Fuuuuu- I the whole conversation.

Cleverbot: The whole conversation?

User: snake.

Cleverbot: I don't talk about those.