Good evening, Dr. Queer

[MackTheHunter]

Yeah.

Possibly the most odd looking thing in the world, and if you were to see someone riding it down the street you would quite possibly think "Hahahaha, GAY." It's called an eBike, and to be specific, it's a Baha BE500. It also runs purely off of electricity.

And, I'm buying it.

Laugh all you want, it has so many benifits for me:

1. It has a 50 km battery that can be charged in 5 loving HOURS.
2. It goes 35 km/h top speed, which isn't bad to get from point to point.
3. No parking fees.
4. NO LICENSE REQURED.
5. No insurance.
6. You can ride it anywhere an ordinary bicycle can ride.
7. It has turning signals and a loving horn, TITS YEAH
8. Sooper fuel efficient!
9. Mirrors, trunk, under-the-seat-compartment, rear seat dummy pedals and a CARPET loving FLOOR
10. Last but not least, if you have to hoof it back to base, it includes detachable pedals. :)
BONUS! 11. Can be charged by coasting down a hill.

Expecting some "HAHA QUEEEEEER" comments. But it'll be useful for putting back and forth to school, getting around campus (if I even go to college) and even giving someone a quick lift.

Your opinions, please.

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[Sarge]

I want one of the old junky scooters from Hot Rod.

I don't consider this gay. If you were in Italy, you'd be considered the manliest rider there. 

[MackTheHunter]

Impossible. It's electric.

[duke 838]

Nice!

[Coolio]

I want one of the old junky scooters from Hot Rod.

I don't consider this gay. If you were in Italy, you'd be considered the manliest rider there. 

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[SpreadsPlague]

I think it looks alright, I never would have perceived it as "queer" hadn't you said something.

[TheChaosCarrier]

Do want.

[MackTheHunter]

Well I'm going to have to say the first thing I'll do with it when I get it is replace that stupid ass hockey mask covering the headlights and replace it with a form fit piece of plexiglass.

[Sarge]

Hey, whatever happened to your Cri Cri airplane? :o

Also, is it hard to pedal?

[Joekirk]

I want one.

[Talent74]

It rather looks like a really cool scooter. My dad, later on in life, is going to give me his 1998 Honda Accord. It's really nice.

EDIT: It looks somewhat like this:

[Parallel]

Looks cool Mack! When are you taking off the training wheels?

[Regulith]

HAHA QUEEEEEER

Cool beans, I'd probably buy one if I really wanted one.

[MackTheHunter]

Looks cool Mack! When are you taking off the training wheels?

What training wheels?

It rather looks like a really cool scooter. My dad, later on in life, is going to give me his 1998 Honda Accord. It's really nice.

EDIT: It looks somewhat like this:

Nice :D but it still requires a license, insurance, gas, etc... :C

[Nepthan]

I have basically the same thing, but it is yellow

;-;