"Back in
VIETnam..."
NERF is just those stupid marketing companies trying to get kids to think guns are fun, educational, and hopefully see them go off to war with one and shout to the Iraqis: "BANG! BANG! I SHOT YOU NOW FALL DO-" Booom! Now that silly child is dead. Thank you Nerf Gods!
"But really all you kids ages 1-3, don't think this is a violent activity!" says the salesman with a mustache. "It'll make your mommas proud when they see your coffin going down the streets of MISERY AND SHAME!"
Seriously people. Go spend your money on something that doesn't involve boot-camp-hardened training, thousands of dollars for bullets, and hopefully, the fun sensation of seeing your own friend's blood spatter ALL over your parent's kitchen.
As for you:
I have a yellow Vulcan. Really fun to HAVE love with.
Let's just say you needed A LOT more condums...