Author Topic: NERF Thread AKA "Back in 'nam, the darts were everywhere..."  (Read 29900 times)

I have a yellow Vulcan. Really fun to play with.

Girls should not have their hands on nerf guns, since they'll accidently kill someone with it or paint it horribly with crayons.
Because all girls love coloring with crayons and none of them know how to use a gun!


"Back in VIETnam..." NERF is just those stupid marketing companies trying to get kids to think guns are fun, educational, and hopefully see them go off to war with one and shout to the Iraqis: "BANG! BANG! I SHOT YOU NOW FALL DO-" Booom! Now that silly child is dead. Thank you Nerf Gods!
"But really all you kids ages 1-3, don't think this is a violent activity!" says the salesman with a mustache. "It'll make your mommas proud when they see your coffin going down the streets of MISERY AND SHAME!"
Seriously people. Go spend your money on something that doesn't involve boot-camp-hardened training, thousands of dollars for bullets, and hopefully, the fun sensation of seeing your own friend's blood spatter ALL over your parent's kitchen.

As for you:
I have a yellow Vulcan. Really fun to HAVE love with.
Let's just say you needed A LOT more condums...

"Back in VIETnam..." NERF is just those stupid marketing companies trying to get kids to think guns are fun, educational, and hopefully see them go off to war with one and shout to the Iraqis: "BANG! BANG! I SHOT YOU NOW FALL DO-" Booom! Now that silly child is dead. Thank you Nerf Gods!
"But really all you kids ages 1-3, don't think this is a violent activity!" says the salesman with a mustache. "It'll make your mommas proud when they see your coffin going down the streets of MISERY AND SHAME!"
Seriously people. Go spend your money on something that doesn't involve boot-camp-hardened training, thousands of dollars for bullets, and hopefully, the fun sensation of seeing your own friend's blood spatter ALL over your parent's kitchen.

As for you:Let's just say you needed A LOT more condums...
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... How is that funny?
"SPEND YOUR MONEY ON CONDOMS SO YOU CAN HAVE love LIKE ME INSTEAD OF SHOOTING THINGS"

"Back in VIETnam..." NERF is just those stupid marketing companies trying to get kids to think guns are fun, educational, and hopefully see them go off to war with one and shout to the Iraqis: "BANG! BANG! I SHOT YOU NOW FALL DO-" Booom! Now that silly child is dead. Thank you Nerf Gods!
"But really all you kids ages 1-3, don't think this is a violent activity!" says the salesman with a mustache. "It'll make your mommas proud when they see your coffin going down the streets of MISERY AND SHAME!"
Seriously people. Go spend your money on something that doesn't involve boot-camp-hardened training, thousands of dollars for bullets, and hopefully, the fun sensation of seeing your own friend's blood spatter ALL over your parent's kitchen.

As for you:Let's just say you needed A LOT more condums...
Probably the most handicapped post I've seen in a month. High-five hurrdurrr


Firefly hurts like hell guys.

I have it and even my uncle went "AGGHHHHHHhHHHH"

and everyone else i shot  :cookieMonster:


Firefly hurts like hell guys.

I have it and even my uncle went "AGGHHHHHHhHHHH"

and everyone else i shot  :cookieMonster:
What.
The firefly barely shoots 10 feet.

Real men don't do airsoft. Airsoft is old news. Paint ball and NERF is the stuff.

I do hate the gun influence that our media has


But boy, i loving love nerf

Experienced Tip:Using the Dart Tag darts on any regular Nerf gun adds about +10-20 feet in rage, due to it's heavy tip and strong foam. I've used the Dart Tag darts on all of my Nerf guns (I have a LOT) (Except Longshot and other streamline-only guns) and they all work much better than default darts.