Author Topic: how to tell if you have a noob if you dont already know ( the basic noob)  (Read 5072 times)

if you think you have a noob on your sever. here is how to tell if you have a noob,

* his bricks are red and never paints them
* he never talks on the chat
* he talks in capitals
* he spawns random wepons and shoot-hits you with them
* he builds in front of you door in your build
* they always seem to escape your jail
* when they build they always use 1x1x5's
* they make huge buildings out of 1x1x5's
 
PLEASE DONT LEAVE BAD COMMENTS
« Last Edit: April 29, 2010, 03:05:32 PM by ambspier »

i think you missed one

* If the person starts a topic telling you if you have a noob or not.

* If the person can't loving tell the difference between a period and a comma
* He talks in all lowercase
* He spells server "sever" and weapons "wepons"
* He thinks there is a universal definition of "noob" we must follow

* he never talks on the chat
* he talks in capitals

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We need to call the Noob Exterminators.

Noob isn't a word.

Shut up.

* if the person is named "ambspier"

he spawns random wepons and shoot
he spawns random wepons
random wepons
wepons

if you think you have a noob on your sever. here is how to tell if you have a noob,

* his bricks are red and never paints them No
* he never talks on the chat Many experienced players dont have time to chat
* he talks in capitals Meh
* he spawns random wepons and shoot-hits you with them troll
* he builds in front of you door in your build greifing
* they always seem to escape your jail this reason is completely invalid
* when they build they always use 1x1x5's thats used for detail sometimes
* they make huge buildings out of 1x1x5's there is almost no excuse for that
 
thank you for reading this. ask ATwig on how to get rid of them
you're stupid
he spawns random wepons and shoot
he spawns random wepons
random wepons
wepons
WEPON

Noob isn't a word.

Shut up.

Found at Dictionary.com

Definition of Noob:

N. Someone who is new to a group, place, activity, etc. "I'm just a newbie, but I do have a question for the group. Will you noobs ever learn to read the FAQ? "
 

Thank you, but this was rather unnecessary. I'm sure most people have a clear grasp on whom should and shouldn't be on their server....Or rather who they want there and who they don't. :o

Thank you, but this was rather unnecessary. I'm sure most people have a clear grasp on whom should and shouldn't be on their server....Or rather who they want there and who they don't. :o
you're back
:o

* his bricks are red and never paints them Laziness
* he never talks on the chat It's a rule to talk in chat?
* he talks in capitals Self-explainitory
* he spawns random wepons and shoot-hits you with them What bugs you about it?
* he builds in front of you door in your build Ok
* they always seem to escape your jail No, just no
* when they build they always use 1x1x5's So we have to ban 1x1x5's?
* they make huge buildings out of 1x1x5's Unacceptable

you're back
I thought I was still gone. Thanks for clearing that up. :o

* he never talks on the chat
* he talks in capitals
YOU REALISE WHAT YOU'VE DOOOONnnneee?

I think He doesnt..
Hes gonna kill us al-
« Last Edit: April 28, 2010, 05:04:32 PM by AceX10 »