Funny stuff to do in McDonalds

[Dodger]

Order a Whopper and say that you know where Chuck Norris is.

[Ad Bot]

[Atomshock]

Order a Whopper and say that you know where Chuck Norris is.

I got one, run in the door and slide on your knee's and scream like Bon Jovi.

[Comatose]

Suggestions:

Get your food, then start eating. When the counter guy isn't looking, flick your wrappers and stuff at him. When he asks who did it, blame the guy at the front of the line.

Put ketchup under the toilet seats, set them off yourself, remove the packets, then go up to the front and complain somebody bled all over the seat and that you're gonna call the health department.

[mrlolop]

Say, 'Excuse me, miss/sir" and turn around before they see you.

[The Russian]

This thread is the reason I am never going to work at McDonalds when I am able to work.

[Dodger]

Bring like 20-35 Whoppers into Mcdonalds and share it with everyone, and watch the management get pissed.

[Raeyok]

Put ketchup under the toilet seats, set them off yourself, remove the packets, then go up to the front and complain somebody bled all over the seat and that you're gonna call the health department.

A different variation is to just leave the ketchup packets there and let other people sit on them (mustard works, too).

[Regulith]

Fixed because you seem to think a British accent is actually entertaining in the slightest

The funny thing is, it is

I have a British teacher and listening to her talk is awesome

[Smeeble]

When I was younger, I slid down a tray down the slide.
 

[PJ Boy]

Throw five lit molotolves at the building during the lunch rush. Go to another McDonalds. Repeat. Guaranteed Nobel Peace Prize.

[Triple Nickels]

Copied from a Facebook group.

I was about to hit post when I saw this.

[pixl]

I haven't been to mcdonalds in a year

you bunch of fatties

[Skip]

lol McD's

[Raeyok]

I love seeing this shirt/bumper sticker.

[Ethan]

Get an icecream stick, then come running out of the toilets yelling, "IM PREGNANT" and punch the sky.