Author Topic: Funny stuff to do in McDonalds  (Read 12895 times)

Tape duct tape to the doors, so when they open them it makes a "duh" sound, and they'll think they broke the door.  :cookieMonster:
Why would you need to tape tape?

walk your dog in, and have a friend wearing a dog costume (scooby doo will doo :3) come in on all fours and pick up the dog, put it on the counter, and ask for 3 burgers.
then have your friend scream "WOOF!!!!"
« Last Edit: May 12, 2010, 09:13:02 PM by the_stitch »

walk your dog in, and then have a friend waring a dog costume (scooby doo will doo :3) and pick up the dog, put it on the counter, and ask for 3 burgers.
then have your friend scream "WOOF!!!!"

You bumped for that?

1 month, 9 day fail bump.

put fake vomit in the playplace and complain about the "mess" in there! tried it once, but a kid walked out the door holding one of the vomits saying "mommie, i got a toy!"

run up to the cash register, shoving everyone in your way. then slam right into the counter, making shure it looks like it hurt, then stare at the clerk, then poke him/her saying "i dont like you. then chuck crayons at them and bail.

1 month, 9 day fail bump.

Uhh...no. Despite what you may think, it isn't June right now.

Uhh...no. Despite what you may think, it isn't June right now.
It's 12/06/2010 in my calendar, well I have to change it.
So, 9 day fail bump.

"Fire in the hole."

1:Buy a burger king mask.
2:place it under the stall (so it looks like he is peeking)
3:???
4:Profit

1 month, 9 day fail bump.

just say something funny.

I've got another few ideas.


run into MCdonalds, knock over as many tables as possible, them punch the cash register, and then walk away as if nothing ever happened. while walking, slap yourself mumbleing to yourself.

walk to the drive through window, and instead of ordering, just stare at the guy, then attempt to climb throught the window, staring at the person with a stern face. then, stop, stare, and scream as loud as you can, making shure the customers hear, and try to stick your head as far in as possible so they can see you.
*OPTIONAL! have your friend blend into the crowd, and when you scream, have your friend run around screaming aswell.*

walk to the register, smack the clerk, and walk away calmly.

walk in wearing BK merch., and wear as MUCH as possible. walk around, talking to random people, saying things like; "hello, how are you?" "nice hair." "eat this."(holding a paperclip and pocket lint), and walk away before they can say anything. then walk away from the resturaunt saying FAKE

1:Buy a burger king mask.
2:place it under the stall (so it looks like he is peeking)
3:???
4:Profit
win

when ordering, mumble to yourself.



HUGUMS!

That was rather mean.

Also the funniest thing I could think of Is:

When you walk into the mcdonalds, go up to the register casually and then when they greet you...stop them halfway through by shouting a loud "WAZZAP"

If the employee does it back....repeat until it grows tiring