Dammit, why didn't you die?!
She won't let me post a pic of her.
She's reading this.
To bad it failed.
Hi! We just wanted to thank you for saving him. He didn't pay me back that $5 yet!
Too bad you can't spell the phrase properly.
Too bad you're a grammar national socialist.
Also, what are you wearing right now and whats the size of your breasts?