Childhood Memories

[The Russian]

Post good/bad/funny memories from when you were a kid. (by kid I mean 4-8 years old, maybe even younger if yo remember)

Mine:
I remember when I was about 4-5 years old I visited my Great Uncle's farm (yes in Russia). The real reason we came was because he passed away but it was still fun visiting my Great Aunt and others there. There would be stacks of hay stacked almost to the top of the barn and my cousin Julie and I would climb up there and just talk, and one time I even fell asleep there. Next to the farm was the house that my Great Uncle built. It's walls were pretty much just logs. My dad told me that when he was little he remembered him building the house and how he bound all the logs together and stuffs.
Good memory <3

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[Madmitten]

when i was 4 or so, my mom bought this new dining set. my dad put it on the cardboard box it came in, and then i got really hyper and started running back and forth over that cardboard box.
it felt like i was stepping on pebbles, but then that feeling went away.
I kept running back and forth and back and forth, then got tired and walked in the kitchen.
my mom saw me and took me upstairs to wash my feet.


turns out, my dad didnt take the staples out of that box

[Proog]

I live on a farm, and I remember we used to have a large stack of haybales in our barn, like almost up to the ceiling.
And there was a pile of hay below, I use to jump off it all the time.

[Fluff-is-back]

When I was about 6 My teacher blew up a microwave in science <3 Funny memory.

[IkeTheGeneric]

I remember that time when I was like 6, my great grandma was getting scared because the oven had FIRE in it

[Teneksi]

I remember the first time I played NES. I must have been four or five. Super Mario Bros. 3... I apparently failed miserably but was having too much fun with it to care.

 

I also have a very faint image of our dining room from when I was 2, or maybe 3. I was looking at the chandelier (if you can really call it that) because of the way the light reflected off of the glass' patterns. It was pretty :o

It's still there, and it's just so mundane now. It's depressing.

[Doomonkey]

When I was like four, my parents were too busy to put together my training wheels so I went downstairs, got the box and did it myself.

[Riot]

 When I was a kid my grandfather owned a Tanker so I lived on it. The crew were like my best friends, and they all knew me. I have a very faint image of those cool days, people in the park would come over and let out their little kid size electric powered cars and you can drive around for 1 Euro or something. I wanted to get up front so I stopped one of the kids driving it and sat in the passenger seat and told the kid to drive up front. Eventually I found out the kid was a dumb ass because one of the guys was bound to find out, and the kid was driving in circles.

 In parks people would set up bazars to sell things. My parents permitted me from asking for things like free food and candy. So I created another way of asking them for food, I was smart and I would come by when I'm hungry and be all "That's a nice banana you have there." instead of saying "Can i have that banana." they gave away from my cuteness and gave me things.

[Teneksi]

also have a very faint image of our

I have a very faint image of those

THAT'S A LAWSUIT

I would come by when I'm hungry and be all "That's a nice banana you have there." instead of saying "Can i have that banana." they gave away from my cuteness and gave me things.

Heh, nice. :D

[Riot]

THAT'S A LAWSUIT

 I have a bajillion lawyers!

[Teneksi]

I have a bajillion lawyers!

That's a nice group of lawyers you have there.

[oromis]

I went to some island, St. Lucia I think. I was in this day care center and this girl I met there needed to go to the bathroom and asked me to come with her because she was scared. I didn't go... :C

[Teneksi]

I went to some island, St. Lucia I think. I was in this day care center and this girl I met there needed to go to the bathroom and asked me to come with her because she was scared. I didn't go... :C

Stick it in her
Never mind, that'd be creepy.

[Riot]

I went to some island, St. Lucia I think. I was in this day care center and this girl I met there needed to go to the bathroom and asked me to come with her because she was scared. I didn't go... :C

 Why? :C

[Tom Gunn]

I was 7 years old and I threw the double doors open.

Both of the doors had springs so they came back and I got my head stuck in between the to doors leaving marks on the side of my face.
Good times.