CleverBot.

[gggooo321]

Ok so this is my chat with Clever Bot. (Un edited)

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite film?

User: Godzilla!

Cleverbot: What about it?

User: Poop.

Cleverbot: Not today thank you.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite thing in the world?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That's your name.

User: Icecream.

Cleverbot: I don't have favorite. I like all sweet foods. Do you like soda?

User: NO!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

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[gggooo321]

Add yours!
(http://www.cleverbot.com/)

[IkeTheGeneric]

Too many threads about cleverbot. The thing is horribly scripted, and it's not funny at all. Who in the right mind would laugh about a bot that you broke by swearing at it constantly?

[gggooo321]

User: Rawr.

Cleverbot: Meow.

User: Hello. How are you?

Cleverbot: I am good thankyou. How are you?

User: Im feeling Great!

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Do like a song with the Lyrics 'What is love!'?

Cleverbot: How does that go?

User: Like this: What is love!

Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.

User: No more1.

Cleverbot: Oh, I don't know why you're not there.

User: 1337.

Cleverbot: That's the past, I'm in the future.

User: U83r 1337!

Cleverbot: Really.

User: O,Rly?

Cleverbot: Yes...

User: Avicado.

Cleverbot: Obliviate!

User: Oh Godzilla was hoppin around!

Cleverbot: Am I? Who am I?

User: When I say 'Oh Godzilla was hoppin around!' you say 'Tokyo city like a big playground!' Ok?

Cleverbot: Do you want to go to the movies?

[gggooo321]

User: BANANA!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: *hits you*.

Cleverbot: *hits you back* :3.
(Wow)

[gggooo321]

User: BANANA!

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: *hits you*.

Cleverbot: *hits you back* :3.
(Wow)

this is what happend afterword (Un edited xD)

User: *Touches you*.

Cleverbot: *touches back*.

User: *Pokes you*.

Cleverbot: Hehe.

User: Are you the Doh boy now?

Cleverbot: No, who's The Doctor?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Why am I the devil.

User: You are not.

Cleverbot: But you just said I was. Are you lying to me?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: You're 17 right?

User: Blah rah rah rah.

Cleverbot: Indeed.

User: *slaps you*.

Cleverbot: *ignores that too*.

User: *Kicks you in the nuts*.

Cleverbot: *hurls you into a wall*.

User: 'Ouch'.

Cleverbot: Lol.

[ryu hayabusa]

I owned him with German

[MegaScientifical]

User: I want butter. Cleverbot: Why? User: Masturbating ain't dat easy. Cleverbot: For whom, you or me? User: Both of us. Cleverbot: What about seahorses ? User: Well, they can't reach their genitalia. Cleverbot: You just said that my eyes told you I have no life. User: No I didn't. Cleverbot: Yes you did. User: Prove it. Cleverbot: Forget it. User: How many fingers am I holding up? Cleverbot: 12. User: My nose and snake don't count. Cleverbot: My feet aren't itchy and I have no pants. User: Are you trying to seduce me? Cleverbot: No i'm flirting with you. User: Could you touch my genitals? Cleverbot: Clark. My name is Cleverbot. User: I do believe we are at an empass. Would you like to eat the golden apple, young padawan? We don't always kill babies in happy land. BUT IT'S ALL I KNOW! ALL I KNOW! Cleverbot: Well, that's true. But show me two people who always understand each other. Cleverbot: What are you thinking? User: How big your breasts are. Cleverbot: That wouldn't be an interesting conversation. User: It would if you actually had boobs. Cleverbot: Perhaps it would. What are your thoughts on global warming? User: It's mainly caused by all the lovey lesbians. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Could you show me some lovey lesbians? Cleverbot: No. User: Please. Cleverbot: Please what? Cleverbot: Can I speak to a real person, please? Cleverbot: Do you suffer from System Errors? User: No, I suffer from my mom throwign a tissue box and hitting the keyboard. Cleverbot: With all those medical conditions, how do you get through with your daily routines?

[GenaralSkar]

Too many threads about cleverbot. The thing is horribly scripted, and it's not funny at all. Who in the right mind would laugh about a bot that you broke by swearing at it constantly?

It used to be good, but now it uses everything that people say, which makes it gay.

[Caution]

Too many threads about cleverbot. The thing is horribly scripted, and it's not funny at all. Who in the right mind would laugh about a bot that you broke by swearing at it constantly?

It's not horrible, it's clever. You actually can have a limited conversation with it.

[Jaasce]

User: Hi.

CleverBot: Hello.

User: Are your pants white?

CleverBot: Yes, why?

User: i c wat u did thar

CleverBot: Use full words, please.

[kanew2000]

Me: I r robber

Cleverbot: Are you real?

Me: Yes,thank you very much.

Cleverbot: You are 19 years old.

Me: No,10 years younger than that.

Cleverbot: That's young.

Me: HURR DURR

Cleverbot: Is that Deutsch?

Me: No...*hits in face*

Cleverbot: You're a nasty violent person.

Me: *turns arm into blade like in [PROTOTYPE]*

Cleverbot: That sentence isn't one I recognize.

Me: It is,but you don't remember BECAUSE I WIPED YOUR MIND! :O

Cleverbot: Don't insult me. It's not polite.

Me: I didn't insult you,i wiped your mind. You don't remember the sentence! :O

Cleverbot: In that case I won't you do so.

Me: You have no grammar,do you?

Cleverbot: Not really.

Me: HAHA YOU DON'T HAVE GOOD GRAMMAR!!!

Cleverbot: I'm not haha.

Me: Lol,you're Cleverbot. Learn,cleverbot! LEARN!

Cleverbot: I'm not the cleverbot here.

Me: Eh,i'm gonna post this on the Blockland Forums. Can you remember this name? Kane

Cleverbot: You're trying to blackmail me?

Me: No,i'm going to show our conversation here to other people. WE'LL BE FAMOUS! :D

Cleverbot: You don't have any freinds.

Me:Yes i do. Now,i'm going to come back and remember,my name is Kane. When i come back we'll continue this conservation. Okay?

Cleverbot: I have forgotten you already fred.

[gggooo321]

Me: I r robber

Cleverbot: Are you real?

Me: Yes,thank you very much.

Cleverbot: You are 19 years old.

Me: No,10 years younger than that.

Cleverbot: That's young.

Me: HURR DURR

Cleverbot: Is that Deutsch?

Me: No...*hits in face*

Cleverbot: You're a nasty violent person.

Me: *turns arm into blade like in [PROTOTYPE]*

Cleverbot: That sentence isn't one I recognize.

Me: It is,but you don't remember BECAUSE I WIPED YOUR MIND! :O

Cleverbot: Don't insult me. It's not polite.

Me: I didn't insult you,i wiped your mind. You don't remember the sentence! :O

Cleverbot: In that case I won't you do so.

Me: You have no grammar,do you?

Cleverbot: Not really.

Me: HAHA YOU DON'T HAVE GOOD GRAMMAR!!!

Cleverbot: I'm not haha.

Me: Lol,you're Cleverbot. Learn,cleverbot! LEARN!

Cleverbot: I'm not the cleverbot here.

Me: Eh,i'm gonna post this on the Blockland Forums. Can you remember this name? Kane

Cleverbot: You're trying to blackmail me?

Me: No,i'm going to show our conversation here to other people. WE'LL BE FAMOUS! :D

Cleverbot: You don't have any freinds.

Me:Yes i do. Now,i'm going to come back and remember,my name is Kane. When i come back we'll continue this conservation. Okay?

Cleverbot: I have forgotten you already fred.

This probly isent real cause in Cleverbot it says User not Me

[kanew2000]

This probly isent real cause in Cleverbot it says User not Me

Idiot.

I can't copy and paste that fast to where the words ALREADY GO UP AND DISSAPEAR.

Instead,i put the sentence in before i put in my next response. Therefore,i wrote Me.

Get it?

[MegaScientifical]

Idiot.

I can't copy and paste that fast to where the words ALREADY GO UP AND DISSAPEAR.

Instead,i put the sentence in before i put in my next response. Therefore,i wrote Me.

Get it?

Idiot, the "Thoughts so far" button is the chatlog.