Hey Guys. Most of you know about the zombie mod. Some of you have used it. And a lot of you have oh so spontaneously yelled "OH MY GOD HOW THE HELL DID I DIE, STUPID ZOMBIEz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1" Well I am here to tell you about the zombie mod and how it can be easily turned into a playground filled with zombies.
The Infected
These are the things that you are trying to kill. They all have special abilities. (Kinda). And they all suck if you have no idea how to use a gun. A little summary is this. They can run, kill, rape, love, make love, and assrape your favorite survivor.
The Horde
Who shot the damn car?
~Bill
As their name implies they come in waves and large groups Called "Hordes." No, not whores. They are weak when isolated but they are extremely hard to get rid of in groups. Kind of like the Jehovah's witnesses that come knocking on your door giving you handicapped handouts. There are three kinds of "Non-Boss" zombies in the horde.
Fast- These guys are a lot faster than you, but they have slightly less health than you. They can be hard to get rid of with single shot weapons.
Normal- These are the most common type of zombies you encounter on your journey to the safe room. They have the same amount of health as you, but they are slightly faster.
Slow- The slowpokes. These things are probably the easiest to get rid of. Unless you have a slow shooting weak weapon. They have more health than you, but are tremendously slower than you.
The Boomer
Fatty, fat, fat, fat.
~Scout
This horizontally plentiful beast has been heavily mutated through the infection. All he really does in the zombie mod is explode when he dies. That explosion blinds you, it is more severe the closer you are. He is pretty weak, and only takes 1-2 shots to kill him (depending on the weapon).
The Hunter
Don't worry, he isn't ripping up your abdomen, he is only tickling you.
~!Mr.LoLHaX!
This tall yellow dude (only in zombie mod) jumps once you hit him. He is fairly weaker than you but he can get to you if you are on a higher place not reachable by regular zombies.
The Smoker
Is he tentacle raping me?
~Zoey
This tall blue long tongued whore has the ability to well "tentacle rape" you from a long distance because he has an endless tongue. The AI is very accurate and hardly ever misses. He is a little stronger than you (in the mod) even though he isn't in the real L4D.
The Witch
Witch only wants a hug.
~Criken2
The zombie with the biggest sob story. Ladies and gentlemen. The Witch. This Boss infected only wants to enjoy a good cry. But if she is provoked by getting to close or bullets, she will attack. And oh boy does she run like a brother' that just robbed my bike. She also incapacitates you on collision.
The Tank
TANK! TANK! TANK! TANK!
~75% of the people that are 12 and play L4D that like to spam sound and ear rape people...
This heavily mutated monster has only one strategy. Brute Force. He is kinda stupid and has little knowing that he could have just run into a trap of multiple shotgun ass raping him. He runs faster than you even though he isn't supposed to do that in the real game.
TACTICS
Or for people who have played the zombie mod for at least 5 minutes, just be sure to shoot and walk forward.
This is just a few things that can help you when fighting zombies.
-When attacking a Witch, try to get to a high place knowing that she cant jump high at all.
-The Tank, just like the normal zombies, go for the last person that dealt a reasonable amount of damage to it. If you have 3 or more people shoot it at the same time it will get confused and get killed easier.
-Try to go somewhere blocked off when fighting a tank, like an obstacle, because again, tanks cant jump worth stuff.
-Zombies in general are easy to kill when isolated
-The director makes zombies go for players that are downed to kill them quicker. A way to use this to your advantage is to take shotguns and pound them while letting somebody save the downed person.
-Attack the boomer from far ranges to avoid blindness
-When using a melee weapon, right click and left click at the same time to hit the zombie twice
-Explosive are also good to break up groups of zombies
-Use pipe bombs to divert zombies attention in places that are bad to have them there
-Having half of your group holding SMGs and the other half holding Shotguns or Sniper can create a balanced weapon system making it easy to kill zombies cleanly
That's all I have for now. Take this nugget-o-knowledge and use it wisely.
