Not old enough for a well-ish paying job, and my birthday is in July, so kinda close.
Steal money from a church donation bin.
Ive been tempted to do this so many timesFREE MONEY ON A PLATEwait people are looking...:(
fake mostash+glassesproceed to steal, ditch disguise, and then be happy :D
The Pope would personally come to force-compel his sinful body.